How Would Aliens Really Attack?

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How Would Aliens Really Attack?

Post by aufbahrung » Mon Sep 20, 2021 5:23 pm

Thinking would we recognise a alien attack? How do you think it would play out?

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Re: How Would Aliens Really Attack?

Post by Seabass » Mon Sep 20, 2021 7:33 pm

Maybe covid-19 is a alien attack? A prelude to a invasion? They're softening us up first, like European colonizers did to the natives. :crumple:
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Re: How Would Aliens Really Attack?

Post by laklak » Mon Sep 20, 2021 8:07 pm

They'd change the climate. Basically terraform us to meet their criteria.
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Re: How Would Aliens Really Attack?

Post by JimC » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:41 pm

I for one welcome our new alien overlords...
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Re: How Would Aliens Really Attack?

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Sep 21, 2021 4:25 pm

Motive: desperation. Having eradicated violence a million years ago a freak accident forces an advanced nomadic civilization to decide between its existence, and ours. They make the only reasonable choice and consume Earth. They ignite a second star in its place to honor our sacrifice for the greater good.
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