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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Hermit » Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:29 pm

It's a trick of nature.

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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:15 pm

Certain things should be taught in school like proper sex education. While they have to put up with childbirth (I dont envy them one bit) they do get the best deal when it comes to orgasm. If only men realised.
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Rum » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:07 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:15 pm
 Certain things should be taught in school like proper sex education. While they have to put up with childbirth (I dont envy them one bit) they do get the best deal when it comes to orgasm. If only men realised.
You think they don’t?
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:04 pm

Very few Rum. Very very few.
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Post by Tero » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:12 pm

Dutch orgasms are the best! They are like tulips.
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by JimC » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:32 pm

Tero wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:12 pm
 Dutch orgasms are the best! They are like tulips.
And then there's dyke orgasms... :tea:
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Rum » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:22 pm

JimC wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:32 pm
Tero wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:12 pm
 Dutch orgasms are the best! They are like tulips.
And then there's dyke orgasms... :tea:
Tends to be a lot of gushing...just sayin’ :naughty:
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by JimC » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:02 am

The whole Dutch thing of the little boy with his finger in a dyke is child abuse if you ask me... :tea:
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:48 am

Real dykes:

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:27 am

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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Rum » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:04 pm

That kid musta had a pretty big finger!

Dutch kids of course - biggest fingers in the world....
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:38 pm

Of course they have. Just the perception of what a river dyke is. Sea dykes are even bigger.
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:14 pm

Rum wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:49 pm
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I also discovered you can make pretty much any woman cum if you know which buttons to press. :biggrin:
Is it a big expensive button called 'Diamonds'?





That was shocking. I'll get my coat :leave:
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Tero » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:28 pm

Why did Bach have so many children?
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Re: The Orgasm

Post by Rum » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:50 pm

Cos he liked playing with his organ so much..
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