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This is going to kill Lak

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:48 pm



"We deserve tender pity for being born into our modern world..."

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You know we couldn't function without out you right lak? :cheers:
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Post by laklak » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:08 pm

I'm fucking triggered now. I need a goddamn puppy and a drink.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:41 pm

well, I"d rather be mentally ill than physically dead, which I would be had I been born any earlier than I was (late 60s)
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Re: This is going to kill Lak

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:01 pm

laklak wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:08 pm
I'm fucking triggered now. I need a goddamn puppy and a drink.
There are no emotional support puppies in Ratz.
shut up

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Post by laklak » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:40 am

jamest is still here.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: This is going to kill Lak

Post by JimC » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:38 am

laklak wrote:
Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:40 am
jamest is still here.
Now I've been triggered! :lay:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:48 am

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Post by laklak » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:29 am

I actually think it's brilliant. Proles need to learn that they're perfectly adequate as they are and have no need to aspire above their station. You're glad you're a Gamma, Betas and Alphas have to work much too hard.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:34 am

I fuck that concept, I'm an alpha trapped in a delta life, and I frigging hate most moments of it.
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Post by laklak » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:43 am

But in our brave world, your essential alphaness would be recognized via a cunning battery of tests, and you'd be offered a generous stipend and your choice of Beta companions. Choices, I mean, why stop with one? We don't need no lim-i-ta-tions.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:02 am

I'm awfully frustrated when a lovely pneumatic lassie denies me the friendship of her hips... I've been living in a state of deep frustration for about 95% of my life
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:28 am

It is a very depressing though that part of my life has gone. :dq:
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:05 pm

well, thing is, I'm not the stallion I used to be, but I'm not yet so out of order that I can reconcile myself with the concept of that aspect of my life being over (and in the same breath with the possibility of putting an end to the tedium of life through any interesting and preferably non painful means).
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Re: This is going to kill Lak

Post by laklak » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:52 am

I've thought about non-painful means of exiting this Vale of Tears. I think the best way would be to skydive and not open the chute. But wear a GoPro and live stream it. Legendary, would go viral as fuck.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:42 am

If you really believe and wish hard enough, then in you final moment Our True Lizard Overlords will raise you to their mothership where you'll be granted a rejuvenation and an eternal life as an exhalted lizard gimp toy.

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