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indeed 
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"Don't confuse being an expert with being the expert."
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I'm lucky enough to have several experts at my beck and call. I use them whenever I can.
Water Ethics PhD/Expert (currently working in government policy)
Geohydrologyst (decades of work around the north putting roads on the taiga)
Field Geologist (old lady who has stomped around breaking rocks in the Mackenzie mountains for decdaes)
Investigators (various, current most interesting is a Mountie who instagrams his adventures/education/educating from the far north)
Medical Examiners (various specialists who do the most interesting things...some have developed new ways to detect smaller and smaller doses of carfentenyl in an Edmonton lab, and other bizarre new health hazards)
Oil field workers (decades of moving heavy equipment around on the semi-frozen ground)
Social workers (they really don't know much, I'm putting them in because they do it for so long, they MUST be good for something)
Aviators (various, but include some of the elders of Canadian aviation, and a very interesting old guy who volunteered his way here via the RCAF, worked on the D.E.W. line for years, and in his 80's still learning computers and communications...he gifted me a raspberry pi this Christmas)
Now, how can I knit them all together in a way that I get rich for no effort...?
Water Ethics PhD/Expert (currently working in government policy)
Geohydrologyst (decades of work around the north putting roads on the taiga)
Field Geologist (old lady who has stomped around breaking rocks in the Mackenzie mountains for decdaes)
Investigators (various, current most interesting is a Mountie who instagrams his adventures/education/educating from the far north)
Medical Examiners (various specialists who do the most interesting things...some have developed new ways to detect smaller and smaller doses of carfentenyl in an Edmonton lab, and other bizarre new health hazards)
Oil field workers (decades of moving heavy equipment around on the semi-frozen ground)
Social workers (they really don't know much, I'm putting them in because they do it for so long, they MUST be good for something)
Aviators (various, but include some of the elders of Canadian aviation, and a very interesting old guy who volunteered his way here via the RCAF, worked on the D.E.W. line for years, and in his 80's still learning computers and communications...he gifted me a raspberry pi this Christmas)
Now, how can I knit them all together in a way that I get rich for no effort...?
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God you're annoying. You're an expert annoyer.
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The pussy expert:
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Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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The Spiritual Expert
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Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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I wish I were a beer expert...
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"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
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You know what to do to become one: Practice, practice, practice, practice...
That's what I do. Unsuccessfully, so far, but nobody can say I'm not working hard at becoming one.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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Nice vid, and I never click on those as a rule, but I just wish they had disclosed which beer was what...
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PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping
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So funny the random expert that attended the nation's best schools to learn to talk about bullshit.
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"I'm just some fucking guy...".
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