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L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department.

Post by Animavore » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:18 am

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
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Post by Rum » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:27 am

:lol:

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:52 am

If there's a paper version of the novel, I'll be interested...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:55 am

:lol:
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Post by laklak » Fri Oct 19, 2018 2:27 pm

More like this
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Post by Tero » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:01 pm

Reminds me of the book Jennifer Government. Look it up.
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Post by laklak » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:07 pm

That looks really interesting but kindle wants $12.99. I can get a box of 9mm for that.
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Re: L.P.D.: Libertarian Police Department.

Post by Jason » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:51 pm

laklak wrote:
Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:07 pm
That looks really interesting but kindle wants $12.99. I can get a box of 9mm for that.
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