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Alien Attack

Post by cronus » Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:16 pm

They've surrounded the Earth with their ships and promise to attack at dawn. It's early evening. How do you plan to spend it and the time remaining?
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Re: Alien Attack

Post by Hermit » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:16 pm

What I would do, Crumple, if you let me finish, is talk to the aliens. Try to show them the error of their ways to the best of my ability. Challenge their ideas. Change thought. Provoke change by intelligent debate.
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Re: Alien Attack

Post by NineBerry » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:33 pm

cronus wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:16 pm
They've surrounded the Earth with their ships and promise to attack at dawn. It's early evening. How do you plan to spend it and the time remaining?
It's fake news. Real aliens would know that "Dawn" is not a fixed time all over a globe...

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Re: Alien Attack

Post by cronus » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:35 pm

NineBerry wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:33 pm
cronus wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:16 pm
They've surrounded the Earth with their ships and promise to attack at dawn. It's early evening. How do you plan to spend it and the time remaining?
It's fake news. Real aliens would know that "Dawn" is not a fixed time all over a globe...
Advanced aliens would compensate. No chill.
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Re: Alien Attack

Post by Strontium Dog » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:43 pm

Get the Israelis to pre-emptively attack them, then enjoy the human race's final act on this planet: criticising Israel for its excessive use of force.
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Re: Alien Attack

Post by Rum » Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:50 pm

:lol:

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Re: Alien Attack

Post by Jason » Tue Jul 24, 2018 4:15 pm

cronus wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:16 pm
They've surrounded the Earth with their ships and promise to attack at dawn. It's early evening. How do you plan to spend it and the time remaining?
What could you do? If you're able-bodied move to the local rally point for the Earth Defense Force and do your part soldier. You're in the EDF now!

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Re: Alien Attack

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:35 pm

cronus wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:16 pm
They've surrounded the Earth with their ships and promise to attack at dawn. It's early evening. How do you plan to spend it and the time remaining?
Are they going to read us some of their poetry first?
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Re: Alien Attack

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jul 24, 2018 10:58 pm

Hermit wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 3:16 pm
What I would do, Crumple, if you let me finish, is talk to the aliens. Try to show them the error of their ways to the best of my ability. Challenge their ideas. Change thought. Provoke change by intelligent debate.
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Re: Alien Attack

Post by JimC » Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:49 am

Galaxian will save us all!
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Re: Alien Attack

Post by Animavore » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:36 am

cronus wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:16 pm
They've surrounded the Earth with their ships and promise to attack at dawn. It's early evening. How do you plan to spend it and the time remaining?
I would say, "No speaka the Blark."
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