Creative solutions for our gun problem

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Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:36 pm

1. Novelty gravy dispensers for ammo, and one year supply of white or brown gravy for every gun surrendered.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:37 pm

Anyone can buy any gun they want but all ammo is banned.
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Post by Rum » Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:42 pm

All guns are fart guns.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:43 pm

Triggers made from jam?
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:24 pm

Water pistols are the only guns allowed.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:33 pm

make sure they can't be turned into acid pistol...
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:35 pm

Everyone who owns a gun has to dress like this:

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Post by NineBerry » Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:42 pm

Reform the physical constants so that bullets cannot fly more than 5 centimetres.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:23 pm

pErvin wrote:Everyone who owns a gun has to dress like this:

Can I dress like that even if I don't have a gun?


Please say yes! Please say yes!
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by laklak » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:24 pm

Make all ammunition out of gummy bears.

And I already dress like that.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:43 pm

Molten gummy bears actually make pretty good shotgun slugs, apparently. :biggrin:
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by laklak » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:45 pm

Every time I come up with a great idea some other cunt has already done it.
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:48 pm

Every time you come up with a great idea Jim reaches for his Luger.
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

Post by laklak » Tue Oct 03, 2017 3:59 pm

As long as it's not loaded with gummy bears.
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Re: Creative solutions for our gun problem

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