Are Ladies Good Sports? (split)

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Are Ladies Good Sports? (split)

Post by mistermack » Sun Aug 06, 2017 5:58 pm

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JimC wrote:He is suffering dyke envy... :tea:
We have some very nice dykes.
Yeh.
I just watched them win the European football championships.

At least, they dress like dykes. Why the fuck to women want to dress like men to play football? :?
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Post by NineBerry » Sun Aug 06, 2017 10:20 pm

They don't dress like men, they dress like football players.

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Post by JimC » Sun Aug 06, 2017 11:01 pm

:this:
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:14 am

Women wear also protection. The vital bits are more obvious.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:36 am

mistermack wrote:... Why the fuck to women want to dress like men to play football? :?
Because bustles, bonnets, and parasols tend to be a little too restrictive.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:03 am

You lot have obviously never seen women play hockey.

Proper hockey, not ice hockey.


They look like women. So do women tennis players.

Mind you, even hockey gear is getting more butch as time goes on. But nothing like as bad as football gear.

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They moan about the viewing figures for the women's game, but they seem to do their best to put people off.

Someone should tell them. Women are different.
I think it's because the game is run by dykes.
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:20 am

Is this on the wrong thread, mistermack?
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Post by Hermit » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:28 am

Forty Two wrote:Is this on the wrong thread, mistermack?
Probably. The misogynist MRA type threads are not easy to find, though, so this one just had to do.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:34 am

Nope.
Football :



Tennis :

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Anyone spot the difference?
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:38 am

Let's see... both are girls' games....

...hmmm....

I give up. What's the difference?
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Post by Alan B » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:47 am

Nipples?
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Post by mistermack » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:47 am

Forty Two wrote:Let's see... both are girls' games....

...hmmm....

I give up. What's the difference?
Sorry. You need a dick to understand the difference. :hehe:
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:11 pm

In the games? How do soccer players use their dicks in the game? Must be a British boarding school thing....
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:15 pm

Real women:



Dykes playing football:

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Post by mistermack » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:22 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:Real women: ....
Dykes playing football: .....
I wouldn't expect a man who wears a dress to understand. :shock:
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