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Post by piscator » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:16 am

What's the weight limit for tandem skydiving?

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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:19 am

Don't know, but I hope I'm strapped to a skinny one just in case.
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Post by JimC » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:21 am

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Post by piscator » Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:05 am

Brian Peacock wrote:Don't know, but I hope I'm strapped to a skinny one just in case.

It's the reserve chute that gets ya...Or jelly donuts.

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Re: Problematic Stuff

Post by Forty Two » Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:00 am

piscator wrote:What's the weight limit for tandem skydiving?
That's fat shaming.
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Post by rainbow » Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:01 am

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Post by JimC » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:12 pm

rainbow wrote:
laklak wrote:Cowboys and Schoolmarms? Mandingo and Southern Belles? Jehovah's Witnesses and Phlebotomists?

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Post by Forty Two » Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:20 pm

let's have casino night party --

I have a sign ready:

"Liquor in the front - Poker in the Rear."

I think the feminists would like that.
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Re: Problematic Stuff

Post by piscator » Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:26 am

Forty Two wrote:
piscator wrote:What's the weight limit for tandem skydiving?
That's fat shaming.

Naa. Two hundred pounds is usually the limit, unless your DZ has small instructors and expensive reserve chutes.
Most do, but they use it to weed out uncommited poofters before they create a "cleanup situation" in the aircraft or on the tandem instructors.

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Re: Problematic Stuff

Post by piscator » Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:27 am

JimC wrote:
rainbow wrote:
laklak wrote:Cowboys and Schoolmarms? Mandingo and Southern Belles? Jehovah's Witnesses and Phlebotomists?

The possibilities are endless.
Missionaries and Cannibals.
What's your real position on missionaries?

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Post by rainbow » Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:00 am

JimC wrote:
rainbow wrote:
laklak wrote:Cowboys and Schoolmarms? Mandingo and Southern Belles? Jehovah's Witnesses and Phlebotomists?

The possibilities are endless.
Missionaries and Cannibals.
What's your real position on missionaries?
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Re: Problematic Stuff

Post by Forty Two » Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:51 pm

piscator wrote:
Forty Two wrote:
piscator wrote:What's the weight limit for tandem skydiving?
That's fat shaming.

Naa. Two hundred pounds is usually the limit, unless your DZ has small instructors and expensive reserve chutes.
Most do, but they use it to weed out uncommited poofters before they create a "cleanup situation" in the aircraft or on the tandem instructors.
skydiving should not be allowed until they stop supporting unhealthy body images -- not allowing heavier people (especially women, of course, as they are disproportionately affected as usual) to tandem skydive is discriminatory and problematic. It's 2016!
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:58 am

If the army can drop 50 tonne payloads with parachutes, skydiving organisations can drop fat chicks!
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Re: Problematic Stuff

Post by laklak » Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:23 am

It should be banned! Selfish rich fuckers engaging in dangerous sports and costing our overburdened health care system. BAN IT!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Problematic Stuff

Post by Forty Two » Tue Mar 29, 2016 1:55 pm

And, think of the environment and climate change! All that unnecessary airplane exhaust!

Don't they know the world is coming to an end soon?

Skydiving -- sexist, misogynistic, and fat-shaming -- environmentally unsound and contributing unnecessarily to global warming. It is a shameful sport, and anyone who even watches a skydiver is a hateful, misogynist, fat-shamer, who supports body negative imagery and doesn't give a shit about the environment.

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