Not even close to the interesting questions.....

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Not even close to the interesting questions.....

Post by cronus » Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:26 pm

Come up with something deep and meaningful to ask or bugger off....this thread is deep. :nono:
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Re: Not even close to the interesting questions.....

Post by JimC » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:07 pm

Are there an infinite number of different categories of infinity?
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Re: Not even close to the interesting questions.....

Post by Ian » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:26 pm

Should I wash my car tomorrow or should I wash it on Monday?

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Post by Tero » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:43 pm

Why is there something? Instead of nothing.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:46 pm

Why is there Bieber? :dunno:
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Re: Not even close to the interesting questions.....

Post by Kristie » Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:48 pm

Should I eat the bacon in the fridge or should I be strong and just say no?

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Post by Tero » Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:05 am

Is it frozen? Do you have teething problems? Try a frozen waffle.

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Post by Seabass » Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:13 am

What ever happened to our beloved Crumple? And who is this "Scrumple"? Is he Crumple's evil doppelganger? Could he be the malevolent half of Crumple's dual personality? Crumple's wicked bastard child perhaps?

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Post by Kristie » Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:14 am

Tero wrote:Is it frozen? Do you have teething problems? Try a frozen waffle.
Is not in the freezer, it's in the fridge. It's just sitting there, begging me to eat it.

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Re: Not even close to the interesting questions.....

Post by SteveB » Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:28 am

Can all chickens fly if properly inspired by Mel Gibson?
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Re: Not even close to the interesting questions.....

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:45 am

SteveB wrote:Can all chickens fly if properly inspired by Mel Gibson?
Are you implying they will be desperate to fly away because he's trying to fuck them?
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Post by SteveB » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:10 am

That's definitely part of it.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:15 am

What would happen if Neo took both the red pill and the blue pill? :ask:
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Re: Not even close to the interesting questions.....

Post by cronus » Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:40 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:What would happen if Neo took both the red pill and the blue pill? :ask:
You did Neo. :coffee:
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Re: Not even close to the interesting questions.....

Post by mistermack » Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:35 pm

Why do we find things funny?
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