Best way to die?

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Best way to die?

Post by charlou » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:19 am

Old, but still appreciating life, in my sleep ... just don't wake up. Like that. Thanks. Nature. If. You're. Listening. :ddpan:
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Post by SteveB » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:21 am

I want to live forever with the possibility of self-destruction. So basically suicide sometime way down the line.
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Post by charlou » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:27 am

SteveB wrote:I want to live forever with the possibility of self-destruction. So basically suicide sometime way down the line.
... or this option. But the suicide must be fail safe and peaceful. With no tears from anyone. Chins up, guys. Wait, what are those? Party invitations .. ?
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:31 am

Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.
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hadespussercats wrote:Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.
SOunds nice but... then you'd never get to do all that again, and again, and agian...

I never want to die. Or get any older. Or more infirm. EVAH!

Dying is shit. Imagine never reading Keats again? Or listening to Joni? Or wanking in the bath? Or whatever makes your life worth living.

You might as well talk of the best way of being kicked in the balls. Or the best way to be mugged. Or the best diarrhoea you ever had. It ALL sucks. It's all bad.
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Re: Best way to die?

Post by Jason » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:27 am

I have to go with riding a nuclear bomb as it falls to earth. Probably waving a cowboy hat and yelling "woo!".

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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:33 am

Făkünamę wrote:I have to go with riding a nuclear bomb as it falls to earth. Probably waving a cowboy hat and yelling "woo!".
Slim Pickens, that. :nono:

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Re: Best way to die?

Post by charlou » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:34 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.
SOunds nice but... then you'd never get to do all that again, and again, and agian...

I never want to die. Or get any older. Or more infirm. EVAH!

Dying is shit. Imagine never reading Keats again? Or listening to Joni? Or wanking in the bath? Or whatever makes your life worth living.

You might as well talk of the best way of being kicked in the balls. Or the best way to be mugged. Or the best diarrhoea you ever had. It ALL sucks. It's all bad.
You're talking about suffering. Who welcomes that?

Death is fine.
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Re: Best way to die?

Post by hadespussercats » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:35 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
hadespussercats wrote:Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.
SOunds nice but... then you'd never get to do all that again, and again, and agian...

I never want to die. Or get any older. Or more infirm. EVAH!

Dying is shit. Imagine never reading Keats again? Or listening to Joni? Or wanking in the bath? Or whatever makes your life worth living.

You might as well talk of the best way of being kicked in the balls. Or the best way to be mugged. Or the best diarrhoea you ever had. It ALL sucks. It's all bad.
I don't know. I've known enough really old people to have a sense that eventually, you're just cool with going-- you're tired, and want to quit. Hard to imagine now, but, I bet if I'm lucky enough to pass 80 I'll feel the same.
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Re: Best way to die?

Post by SteveB » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:36 am

XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:39 am

SteveB wrote:XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.
Well. I can certainly picture preferring being alive to nothing.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:41 am

SteveB wrote:XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.
No. I just recognise it as the end. I don't want life to end. Despite its worst bits, I enjoy it too much.
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Re: Best way to die?

Post by SteveB » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:43 am

hadespussercats wrote:
SteveB wrote:XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.
Well. I can certainly picture preferring being alive to nothing.
Life practically is nothing. A blink. A whimper. You won't even be remembered.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:49 am

hadespussercats wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:I have to go with riding a nuclear bomb as it falls to earth. Probably waving a cowboy hat and yelling "woo!".
Slim Pickens, that. :nono:

:hehe:
I met him once. :awesome:

He's dead now. :sigh:




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Re: Best way to die?

Post by Blind groper » Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:52 am

I agree that dying any way stinks.

However, assuming you gotta go, and you get to choose how, like if you are on death row and they gonna kill you regardless, then I choose nembutal.

Nembutal is a narcotic. An underdose puts a big fat smile on your face. A solid dose makes you slip away into sleep and never wake up.

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