
Best way to die?
Best way to die?
Old, but still appreciating life, in my sleep ... just don't wake up. Like that. Thanks. Nature. If. You're. Listening. 

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Re: Best way to die?
I want to live forever with the possibility of self-destruction. So basically suicide sometime way down the line.
Re: Best way to die?
... or this option. But the suicide must be fail safe and peaceful. With no tears from anyone. Chins up, guys. Wait, what are those? Party invitations .. ?SteveB wrote:I want to live forever with the possibility of self-destruction. So basically suicide sometime way down the line.
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Re: Best way to die?
Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.
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Re: Best way to die?
SOunds nice but... then you'd never get to do all that again, and again, and agian...hadespussercats wrote:Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.
I never want to die. Or get any older. Or more infirm. EVAH!
Dying is shit. Imagine never reading Keats again? Or listening to Joni? Or wanking in the bath? Or whatever makes your life worth living.
You might as well talk of the best way of being kicked in the balls. Or the best way to be mugged. Or the best diarrhoea you ever had. It ALL sucks. It's all bad.
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Re: Best way to die?
I have to go with riding a nuclear bomb as it falls to earth. Probably waving a cowboy hat and yelling "woo!".
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Re: Best way to die?
Slim Pickens, that.Făkünamę wrote:I have to go with riding a nuclear bomb as it falls to earth. Probably waving a cowboy hat and yelling "woo!".


The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
Re: Best way to die?
You're talking about suffering. Who welcomes that?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:SOunds nice but... then you'd never get to do all that again, and again, and agian...hadespussercats wrote:Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.
I never want to die. Or get any older. Or more infirm. EVAH!
Dying is shit. Imagine never reading Keats again? Or listening to Joni? Or wanking in the bath? Or whatever makes your life worth living.
You might as well talk of the best way of being kicked in the balls. Or the best way to be mugged. Or the best diarrhoea you ever had. It ALL sucks. It's all bad.
Death is fine.
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I don't know. I've known enough really old people to have a sense that eventually, you're just cool with going-- you're tired, and want to quit. Hard to imagine now, but, I bet if I'm lucky enough to pass 80 I'll feel the same.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:SOunds nice but... then you'd never get to do all that again, and again, and agian...hadespussercats wrote:Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.
I never want to die. Or get any older. Or more infirm. EVAH!
Dying is shit. Imagine never reading Keats again? Or listening to Joni? Or wanking in the bath? Or whatever makes your life worth living.
You might as well talk of the best way of being kicked in the balls. Or the best way to be mugged. Or the best diarrhoea you ever had. It ALL sucks. It's all bad.
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
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Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.
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Well. I can certainly picture preferring being alive to nothing.SteveB wrote:XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.
The green careening planet
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Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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Re: Best way to die?
No. I just recognise it as the end. I don't want life to end. Despite its worst bits, I enjoy it too much.SteveB wrote:XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: Best way to die?
Life practically is nothing. A blink. A whimper. You won't even be remembered.hadespussercats wrote:Well. I can certainly picture preferring being alive to nothing.SteveB wrote:XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.
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I met him once.hadespussercats wrote:Slim Pickens, that.Făkünamę wrote:I have to go with riding a nuclear bomb as it falls to earth. Probably waving a cowboy hat and yelling "woo!".

He's dead now.

Errr... no correlation there.
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Re: Best way to die?
I agree that dying any way stinks.
However, assuming you gotta go, and you get to choose how, like if you are on death row and they gonna kill you regardless, then I choose nembutal.
Nembutal is a narcotic. An underdose puts a big fat smile on your face. A solid dose makes you slip away into sleep and never wake up.
However, assuming you gotta go, and you get to choose how, like if you are on death row and they gonna kill you regardless, then I choose nembutal.
Nembutal is a narcotic. An underdose puts a big fat smile on your face. A solid dose makes you slip away into sleep and never wake up.
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