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Think like a alien

Post by cronus » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:08 am

Would you consider Earth as a joke or threat? Assume the technology is a thousand or so years in front....enough to allow regional star travel. And Earth your first live discovery.... :coffee:
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:58 am

I'd ponder over their bad grammar... ;)
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:26 am

They'd wave at us from their UFO and put video footage of our crazy antics on their equiivalent of You've Been Framed.
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by Animavore » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:10 am

I would look at their lovely water and decide that, despite the fact the universe is abundant with water in all types of uninhabited places, I want theirs.
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:33 am

I'd try to blend in by pretending to be a libertarian gun-nut on the internet.
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:15 am

I'd make pretty pictures in crop fields.
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by That Alien Guy. » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:57 am

Finally.

Earth has the distinction of being pretty common in the whole "parallel evolution" thing amongst underdeveloped worlds. In your case, like many, this was because you endured an extinction level event of the primary dominant species and the place ended up infested with warring rodent tribes.

This planet is not remarkable other than as a source of third rate comedy nature shows, such as I am paid to produce. There is little to be learned here, this far out from Galactic civilisation.
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by Audley Strange » Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:42 am

Scrump. You are presuming ALL sorts of shit that you've not even begun to consider with that. Your Anthropism is showing again.
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by cronus » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:45 pm

Audley Strange wrote:Scrump. You are presuming ALL sorts of shit that you've not even begun to consider with that. Your Anthropism is showing again.
All I've got to go on at the moment. :naughty:

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Re: Think like a alien

Post by laklak » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:49 pm

I can think like an alien. Caramba! There's the fence. Now if I can stay away from La Migra I've got a great job picking cucumbers.
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:00 pm


Re: Think like a alien
Or walk like an Egyptian... :tut:
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Re: Think like a alien

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:12 am

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Or walk like an Egyptian... :tut:
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