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Envy.

Post by Animavore » Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:45 pm

How do you deal with the people who are envious of you?

Me? I just refuse to give them what they want most. Acknowledgement.
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Re: Envy.

Post by Warren Dew » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:00 am

I try to help them become more like me, so they won't have to be envious any more.

Or did you mean jealous?

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:03 am

I don't think anyone I know has ever been envious of me. :think:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:54 am

I'm far more envious than envied.
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Re: Envy.

Post by laklak » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:08 am

I try to be really nice to them, take them into my home and heart, help them to realize their true potential as human beings.

Just kidding. I usually just buttfuck them and then kick them to the curb.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Kristie » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:09 am

Nothing wrong with a good buttfuck! :FIO:

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Post by laklak » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:13 am

Told you I was being nice to them.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Kristie » Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:14 am

That means you used lube, right?

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Post by Robert_S » Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:20 am

Kristie wrote:That means you used lube, right?
You don't want to spoil them. :nono:
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Post by rachelbean » Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:47 am

I tell them the secret to my happiness is to fuck up a bunch first and then they feel better :teef:
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Re: Envy.

Post by Kristie » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:39 pm

Robert_S wrote:
Kristie wrote:That means you used lube, right?
You don't want to spoil them. :nono:
Ouch!

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Re: Envy.

Post by Tyrannical » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:43 pm

Kristie wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
Kristie wrote:That means you used lube, right?
You don't want to spoil them. :nono:
Ouch!
Wait, how long has your title been elastigirl? :ask:
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Re: Envy.

Post by Kristie » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:49 pm

Tyrannical wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
Kristie wrote:That means you used lube, right?
You don't want to spoil them. :nono:
Ouch!
Wait, how long has your title been elastigirl? :ask:
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Re: Envy.

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:54 pm

Animavore wrote:How do you deal with the people who are envious of you?
There's too many of them to deal with.
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Re: Envy.

Post by fishie » Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:07 pm

Animavore wrote:How do you deal with the people who are envious of you?

Me? I just refuse to give them what they want most. Acknowledgement.
How do you tell if someone is envious if you? Well except for the ones who come up and say stupid stuff like
" I envy you much"
Cos those people usually don't. They just want a chance to tell you how awesome they are.

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