The perfect scone thingy is finally proven mathematically!

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The perfect scone thingy is finally proven mathematically!

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 28, 2013 4:00 pm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ebate.html

The best cream tea has been finally proven mathematically! We now know that the a scone with jam and clotted cream, in the proper order, is the appropriate and mathematically superior scone formation!

We can now rest easy, and the internet has completed its mission.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 28, 2013 4:27 pm

Before I bother looking, I will guarantee that this is nothing but a disguised advert...

Looking now...

Bingo! "The study was commissioned by Rodda's Cornish Clotted Cream."

These kind of "news items" are blatant attempts to advertise a product without paying advertisement fees or to do so somewhere where adverts are not permitted. They all follow the same format: -

1. Come up with some fatuous, pseudo-science bollocks.
2. Pay a genuine but greedy "boffin" a considerable amount (but far less than what a syndicated advert would cost) to produce a vaguely plausible seeming "paper".
3. Feed the article to a lazy fucker in a news agency (sometimes with a kickback.)
4. Wait for equally lazy copy-writers to cut and paste your "story" all over the press.
5. Profit!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 28, 2013 6:06 pm

I just made perfect scones this morning, with jam and homemade clotted cream! :awesomecat:
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Post by Trinity » Tue May 28, 2013 6:24 pm

I insist the clotted cream must always be applied before said jammage.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 28, 2013 6:42 pm

I disagree! The cream is a crowning glory!
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:drool: :food:
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Post by Trinity » Tue May 28, 2013 6:50 pm

What about cream jam cream jam? Cream? :ab:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue May 28, 2013 7:39 pm

Lol...!!!!
6 mm of cream... Do me a favour.... :roll:
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Post by Trinity » Tue May 28, 2013 8:14 pm

I know, living in the birth county of such a tea time treat, there are some tight-arsed rip off cream tea sellers let me tell you.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Tue May 28, 2013 8:59 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I disagree! The cream is a crowning glory!
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:drool: :food:
That looks delicious. :food:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 28, 2013 9:03 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I disagree! The cream is a crowning glory!
P1220008.JPG
:drool: :food:
That looks delicious. :food:
Just posted about it in that other thread. :tiphat:
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Post by JimC » Tue May 28, 2013 10:16 pm

This thread is enough to make one cream...
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue May 28, 2013 11:17 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I just made perfect scones this morning, with jam and homemade clotted cream! :awesomecat:
And I just ate a second one at airport #2. :drool:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 28, 2013 11:19 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I just made perfect scones this morning, with jam and homemade clotted cream! :awesomecat:
And I just ate a second one at airport #2. :drool:
:qoti: I'm trying to hold out and not have a third. :shifty:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue May 28, 2013 11:20 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I just made perfect scones this morning, with jam and homemade clotted cream! :awesomecat:
And I just ate a second one at airport #2. :drool:
:qoti: I'm trying to hold out and not have a third. :shifty:
Eat it. With JAM. NOW...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 28, 2013 11:32 pm

Can't! Must have dinner first! :cry:

But then.... :demon:
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