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One Million Years

Post by cronus » Fri May 17, 2013 5:02 pm

If you knew you'd live a million years how would you plan your days now? :coffee:
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Re: One Million Years

Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri May 17, 2013 5:35 pm

Plan?
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Re: One Million Years

Post by cronus » Fri May 17, 2013 7:01 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:Plan?
Well....there's no hurry anymore. :coffee:
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Re: One Million Years

Post by Cormac » Fri May 17, 2013 11:58 pm

Scrumple wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Plan?
Well....there's no hurry anymore. :coffee:

Lodge a pittance regularly into some low return, low risk investment. After a few hundred years I'd be the richest person in the world, prolly.

(Provided it is inflation proofed).
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Re: One Million Years

Post by Blind groper » Fri May 24, 2013 12:43 am

I would work my little ass off, and save money like crazy, and buy all the land I could get my greedy mitts on. If I could live a million years, so could lots of other people and land would become the most valuable item out. A big land owner would have a million years of wealth, luxury, and good living.
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Post by Azathoth » Fri May 24, 2013 12:45 am

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Re: One Million Years

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 24, 2013 12:46 am

Blind groper wrote: A big land owner would have a million years of wealth, luxury, and good living.
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Re: One Million Years

Post by SteveB » Fri May 24, 2013 12:55 am

Hide the fact that you can live one million years! Priority number one!

Presumably people killing you can put a damper on that whole million-year long life, thus you must hide the fact, which means...tragically...you can't know anyone more than like ten years before they're all like "WTF, why aren't you aging, dude?"
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Re: One Million Years

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri May 24, 2013 1:31 am

^ The Man From Earth? :ask:
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Re: One Million Years

Post by Seabass » Fri May 24, 2013 1:41 am

I'd spend a million years trying to figure out a way to live for another million years.
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Re: One Million Years

Post by FBM » Fri May 24, 2013 1:43 am

I'd go home and take a nap. :yawn:
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Re: One Million Years

Post by laklak » Fri May 24, 2013 2:56 am

I'd become the undisputed Master of the Accordion and make millions selling my albums on late night TV.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: One Million Years

Post by SteveB » Fri May 24, 2013 3:09 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:^ The Man From Earth? :ask:
I just looked it up. Funny how his name was John Oldman. A bit on the nose. :hehe:
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Re: One Million Years

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 28, 2013 1:04 pm

Scrumple wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:Plan?
Well....there's no hurry anymore. :coffee:
There's no hurry now. LOL.
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