Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Which potato would you be?

Maris Piper
0
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King Edward
1
25%
Desiree
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Shetland Black
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Rooster
0
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Yukon Gold
2
50%
Dunbar Rover
0
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Vivaldi
0
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Lady Balfour
1
25%
Charlotte
0
No votes
Bambino
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Mozart.
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Total votes: 4

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Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:25 am

I'd be Lady Balfour, but that's another story.
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by FBM » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:34 am

Missing from the list: One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato and Four.
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:37 am

I forgot Mr Potato Head as well.
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by Azathoth » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:40 am

Where is jacket potato with cheese and bacon? Call yourself a poll creator? Pah
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:42 am

Azathoth wrote:Where is jacket potato with cheese and bacon? Call yourself a poll creator? Pah
Just vote or the potato salad gets it.
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by FBM » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:53 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Azathoth wrote:Where is jacket potato with cheese and bacon? Call yourself a poll creator? Pah
Just vote or the potato salad gets it.

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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by En_Route » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:02 am

I don't trust potatoes. They have eyes everywhere.
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:10 am

En_Route wrote:I don't trust potatoes. They have eyes everywhere.
I hear they get mashed every night. :drunk:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:54 am

Fingerlings. :naughty:
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by klr » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:02 pm

No Kerr's Pink? :mob:
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:04 pm

klr wrote:No Kerr's Pink? :mob:
I hear they can clear that up with a stiff dose of antibiotics...
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:07 pm

klr wrote:No Kerr's Pink? :mob:
'Ere, jus' wha' ya see, mate.
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by klr » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:09 pm

And no Golden Wonder either. What's the world coming to?
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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by von Starnberg » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:13 pm

The sturdy Likaria of Prussia are most superior to these weakling Britisher varieties. Is it not so?

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Re: Which Potato Would You Be, And Why?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:16 pm

von Starnberg wrote:The sturdy Likaria of Prussia are most superior to these weakling Britisher varieties. Is it not so?
Vainglorious nonsense! I would back the thin roast line of olde England against the starchy Hussars of Prussia every time.
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