Three Rules You Live By?

[cronus]

What are your three most important axioms of life? and how did you come by them?

1) Build it yourself.

2) They still won't come.

3) Insignificance is useful.

[macdoc]

1> Ignore rules
2 see 1
3 see 2

[Rum]

Only one: Whenever possible be kind.

[En_Route]

1. Don't take myself at face value.
2. Don't take anyone else at face value.
3. Stay close to the sea.
4. Avoid arbitrary caps on the number of rules I live by.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I don't have a positronic brain.

[Mallardz]

Only one: Whenever possible be kind.

Good rule!
I'd only add that which my father used to say;

- Life's a bitch and then you marry one.

[rainbow]

It really isn't as important as you think it is.

[Tero]

-oatmeal
-treat your kids as adults when they are adults

[Audley Strange]

The world is run on bluff.
No one knows half the shit they think they do.
All symbol use aspires to the condition of fiction.

[Ian]

1: Serve the public trust
2: Protect the innocent
3: Uphold the law

(4: Classified)

[pErvinalia]

1. God
2. Self
3. Cuntry.

[Seabass]

If the gf is upset with you, don't say "It must be that time of the month."
Don't eat spicy food unless you are sure you will be at home for the rest of the evening.
Never fight a land war in Asia.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

1. Slide
2. Cosine
3. Metre

[hadespussercats]

1. Try not to be a douchebag.
2. Try not to be a hypocrite.
3. Figure out what makes life worthwhile, and focus on that if you can.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Annoy rEv.
Annoy Seeth.
Annoy Sandi and Gawd.