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How far before the internet is used to make robot 'bits' gyrate and move? How far would you go with a robot?
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Wanking to porn on the Internet is a good start.Scrumple wrote:How far before the internet is used to make robot 'bits' gyrate and move? How far would you go with a robot?
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I'd hit that. 
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It will probably push the science of robotics along very tidily indeed...
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JimC wrote:It will probably push the science of robotics along very tidily indeed...
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I would never screw around with a robot.
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Does a vibrator count? 
I don't think it's sentient...
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Sex with human robots is little better than wanking. Worse if you had to buy them a drink first.En_Route wrote:I would never screw around with a robot.
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I hope you're right because it wouldn't be pleasant for it to be aware that it was always going to be stuck in a rut.Bella Fortuna wrote:Does a vibrator count?
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I can think of worse places... 
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Was gonna say exactly the same thing...
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Me too. In fact, I did say it first. I just didn't post it.
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I've been in most of those.Bella Fortuna wrote:I can think of worse places...
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Of course, when they perfect the robot, they will be able to make it look like anyone you choose.
They will just 3D print the head of your selection, and attach it to the body.
Which is interesting. I wonder how many would order the Margaret Thatcher robot, just for the fun of doing unspeakable things to it?
Youtube will be great.
They will just 3D print the head of your selection, and attach it to the body.
Which is interesting. I wonder how many would order the Margaret Thatcher robot, just for the fun of doing unspeakable things to it?
Youtube will be great.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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I wonder how many people will get one that looks like themselves. Would that be masturbation?mistermack wrote:Of course, when they perfect the robot, they will be able to make it look like anyone you choose.
They will just 3D print the head of your selection, and attach it to the body.
Which is interesting. I wonder how many would order the Margaret Thatcher robot, just for the fun of doing unspeakable things to it?
Youtube will be great.
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