Thank god for monkey sex!

[Jesus_of_Nazareth]

otherwise none of us would be here

Kinda strange to think that my existence is simply down to a whole succession of monkeys deciding to have sex at that specific time, rather than have another banana .

kinda cool though

[Rum]

Your uncle was a monkey.

[Jesus_of_Nazareth]

Your uncle was a monkey.

Your mum has more hair though.

FACT.

[pErvinalia]

Thank god for single cell eukaryotic cell division!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

In abiogenesis we trust.

[Svartalf]

Your uncle was a monkey.

and your father wore monkey suits

[Jason]

Thank Fnorg for Panspermia!

[SteveB]

Big Bang weren't so bad either.

[Jason]

Your uncle was a monkey.

and your father wore monkey suits

Your father was a Frenchman.

[Svartalf]

Your uncle was a monkey.

and your father wore monkey suits

Your father was a Frenchman.

your mother was a hamster

[Jason]

French-Canadian woman.. but close enough.

[JimC]

When one thinks of the random wriggling of billions of sperm, over hundreds of thousands of successful fucks, leading to a unique I, the mind boggles...

[JimC]

Gin!

[Svartalf]

That will cause you to have sex with a monkey, yes.

[pErvinalia]

I thank God for any sex these days...