Thank god for monkey sex!

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Re: Thank god for monkey sex!

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:55 am

JimC wrote:When one thinks of the random wriggling of billions of sperm, over hundreds of thousands of successful fucks, leading to a unique I, the mind boggles...
Yeah, it's the mind boggling end of things that makes my brain hurt..... all it would have taken was one monkey (out of squillions?) fancying a banana or sticking it up her shitter :hehe: instead of doing exactly what it did at that exact time and I would not be here.......
Get me to a Nunnery :soup:


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Re: Thank god for monkey sex!

Post by Jason » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:38 pm

Would it be unethical to purchase a large monkey and train it to have sex with me? :ask:

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Re: Thank god for monkey sex!

Post by Blind groper » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:50 pm

Blow up dolls don't answer back.
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Re: Thank god for monkey sex!

Post by mistermack » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:39 pm

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:
JimC wrote:When one thinks of the random wriggling of billions of sperm, over hundreds of thousands of successful fucks, leading to a unique I, the mind boggles...
Yeah, it's the mind boggling end of things that makes my brain hurt..... all it would have taken was one monkey (out of squillions?) fancying a banana or sticking it up her shitter :hehe: instead of doing exactly what it did at that exact time and I would not be here.......
With those kinds of odds against, it's perfectly obvious that the universe was fine-tuned for you to be born.
Your existence against those unbelieveable odds proves it.

But wait a minute, what about me .......... . . . ?
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Re: Thank god for monkey sex!

Post by Audley Strange » Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:12 pm

Făkünamę wrote:Would it be unethical to purchase a large monkey and train it to have sex with me? :ask:
Yes a monkey is a living creature and should not be bought or sold. Capture one in a net, then fuck it.
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