Yeah, it's the mind boggling end of things that makes my brain hurt..... all it would have taken was one monkey (out of squillions?) fancying a banana or sticking it up her shitter instead of doing exactly what it did at that exact time and I would not be here.......JimC wrote:When one thinks of the random wriggling of billions of sperm, over hundreds of thousands of successful fucks, leading to a unique I, the mind boggles...
Thank god for monkey sex!
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Get me to a Nunnery
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Would it be unethical to purchase a large monkey and train it to have sex with me?
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With those kinds of odds against, it's perfectly obvious that the universe was fine-tuned for you to be born.Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:Yeah, it's the mind boggling end of things that makes my brain hurt..... all it would have taken was one monkey (out of squillions?) fancying a banana or sticking it up her shitter instead of doing exactly what it did at that exact time and I would not be here.......JimC wrote:When one thinks of the random wriggling of billions of sperm, over hundreds of thousands of successful fucks, leading to a unique I, the mind boggles...
Your existence against those unbelieveable odds proves it.
But wait a minute, what about me .......... . . . ?
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Yes a monkey is a living creature and should not be bought or sold. Capture one in a net, then fuck it.Făkünamę wrote:Would it be unethical to purchase a large monkey and train it to have sex with me?
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