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by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:29 pm
otherwise none of us would be here
Kinda strange to think that my existence is simply down to a whole succession of monkeys deciding to have sex at
that specific time, rather than have another banana

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kinda cool though

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by Rum » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:30 pm
Your uncle was a monkey.

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by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:32 pm
Rum wrote:Your uncle was a monkey.

Your mum has more hair though.
FACT.
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by pErvinalia » Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:00 pm
Thank god for single cell eukaryotic cell division!
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:06 pm
In abiogenesis we trust.
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by Svartalf » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:32 pm
Rum wrote:Your uncle was a monkey.

and your father wore monkey suits

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by Jason » Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:33 pm
Thank Fnorg for Panspermia!
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by SteveB » Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:35 pm
Big Bang weren't so bad either.

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by Jason » Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:36 pm
Svartalf wrote:Rum wrote:Your uncle was a monkey.

and your father wore monkey suits

Your father was a Frenchman.

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by Svartalf » Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:26 pm
Făkünamę wrote:Svartalf wrote:Rum wrote:Your uncle was a monkey.

and your father wore monkey suits

Your father was a Frenchman.

your mother was a hamster

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by Jason » Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:27 pm
French-Canadian woman.. but close enough.
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by JimC » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:23 am
When one thinks of the random wriggling of billions of sperm, over hundreds of thousands of successful fucks, leading to a unique I, the mind boggles...
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by JimC » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:32 am
Gin!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by Svartalf » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:59 am
That will cause you to have sex with a monkey, yes.
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by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:37 am
I thank God for
any sex these days...

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