2) because they are Christmassy looking (all shiney and glittering - likeJesus in drag

3) because they would make easy (no thinking) Xmas presents for people you don't really like.
4) because it would confuse (and annoy?) the Woo Peddlers.
Depriving folk of Easter Eggs at Xmas is against my Human Rights and is a religous discrimantion - I feel a campaign coming on........
This is the word of Santa. Thanks be to Santa.