If we ever met extraterrestrials
If we ever met extraterrestrials
How would we approach them if it came to first, personal contact? We can't 'do' handshakes, and neither could we suddenly engage them in conversation. Would both parties just stand there, making some para-linguistic gesticulations as if to articulate an inability to communicate?
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Re: If we ever met extraterrestrials
I should say some kind of semiphore signalling using lights atatched to helicopters might help if they are staying inside their ships. This would display our level of technology as well as providing a basis of communication. 
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"We come in peace, shoot to kill ..."
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How about 
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Re: If we ever met extraterrestrials
They might have pollen allergies and take it as a sign of hostility.FBM wrote:How about
But to answer the OP, I expect the process would be similar to a Victorian explorer meeting an uncontacted Amazonian tribe for the first time, but more difficult.
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There's no telling how they'd interpret our body language. A wave might be a threatening gesture to them. 
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=305_1308772777 like this, I suppose?Pappa wrote:They might have pollen allergies and take it as a sign of hostility.FBM wrote:How about
But to answer the OP, I expect the process would be similar to a Victorian explorer meeting an uncontacted Amazonian tribe for the first time, but more difficult.
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If they landed and met my cousins, they'd turn around and leave.Lozzer wrote:How would we approach them if it came to first, personal contact? We can't 'do' handshakes, and neither could we suddenly engage them in conversation. Would both parties just stand there, making some para-linguistic gesticulations as if to articulate an inability to communicate?
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Where'd the tribesman get his machine woven bag from then?Lozzer wrote:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=305_1308772777 like this, I suppose?Pappa wrote:They might have pollen allergies and take it as a sign of hostility.FBM wrote:How about
But to answer the OP, I expect the process would be similar to a Victorian explorer meeting an uncontacted Amazonian tribe for the first time, but more difficult.
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Trade with a non-white guy?Crumple wrote:Where'd the tribesman get his machine woven bag from then?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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Re: If we ever met extraterrestrials
Might have been told about the white guys tendancy to kill anything and anyone, hence the trepidiation?FBM wrote:Trade with a non-white guy?Crumple wrote:Where'd the tribesman get his machine woven bag from then?
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Yeah, I wanted to yell out during the video, "Run! Run! Save yourselves! Once you start trading with whitey, it's all over!"Crumple wrote:Might have been told about the white guys tendancy to kill anything and anyone, hence the trepidiation?FBM wrote:Trade with a non-white guy?Crumple wrote:Where'd the tribesman get his machine woven bag from then?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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