What's wrong with being pompous?

[Clinton Huxley]

The French may aspire to British levels of pomposity but they are far too lightweight to achieve it. They must content their odious, pomaded selves with a contemptible simulacrum of pomposity, made even more vile by a pretentiousness that knows no bounds.

Damned Frenchies!

[Svartalf]

her shittastic majesty can shove all that pomp up her rear and vomit it back on jug ear chuck.

You deserve to be thrashed in the most pompous fashion imaginable

I'll trash that usurping dynasty of bibulous nincompoops before they send lackeys to bother my back... and in every imaginable circumstance.

[Svartalf]

her shittastic majesty can shove all that pomp up her rear and vomit it back on jug ear chuck.

You deserve to be thrashed in the most pompous fashion imaginable

I could be wrong but was that a Frenchy calling someone pompous ?

What can I say, the brits believe they have achieved a degree of pomposity, but all they ever did was ape their betters.

[Clinton Huxley]

her shittastic majesty can shove all that pomp up her rear and vomit it back on jug ear chuck.

You deserve to be thrashed in the most pompous fashion imaginable

I'll trash that usurping dynasty of bibulous nincompoops before they send lackeys to bother my back... and in every imaginable circumstance.

You'll have to crawl over the Pearly Kings and Queens, the Household Cavalry and a million Sun readers to do that, begad!

[Svartalf]

The French may aspire to British levels of pomposity but they are far too lightweight to achieve it. They must content their odious, pomaded selves with a contemptible simulacrum of pomposity, made even more vile by a pretentiousness that knows no bounds.

Damned Frenchies!

Does a varlet to the descendant of that teuton upstart wilhelm of orange and his hag offspring vikie and bessie and his jug eared heir to be dare mention pretentiousness like he did not like it?

[Svartalf]

her shittastic majesty can shove all that pomp up her rear and vomit it back on jug ear chuck.

You deserve to be thrashed in the most pompous fashion imaginable

I'll trash that usurping dynasty of bibulous nincompoops before they send lackeys to bother my back... and in every imaginable circumstance.

You'll have to crawl over the Pearly Kings and Queens, the Household Cavalry and a million Sun readers to do that, begad!

I'll have an army of licentious, slutty and buxom page 3 wannabes to distract all those until I can lay riding crop onto my foes

[Clinton Huxley]

The French may aspire to British levels of pomposity but they are far too lightweight to achieve it. They must content their odious, pomaded selves with a contemptible simulacrum of pomposity, made even more vile by a pretentiousness that knows no bounds.

Damned Frenchies!

Does a varlet to the descendant of that teuton upstart wilhelm of orange and his hag offspring vikie and bessie and his jug eared heir to be dare mention pretentiousness like he did not like it?

By God, sir, if I could decipher that I would still not condescend to reply!

[Xamonas Chegwé]

The French may aspire to British levels of pomposity but they are far too lightweight to achieve it. They must content their odious, pomaded selves with a contemptible simulacrum of pomposity, made even more vile by a pretentiousness that knows no bounds.

Damned Frenchies!

Does a varlet to the descendant of that teuton upstart wilhelm of orange and his hag offspring vikie and bessie and his jug eared heir to be dare mention pretentiousness like he did not like it?

I'm not sure what that meant - or in what language it was - but I think enough of it was obviously French enough to get a conviction!

[Svartalf]

an my speech be above your ability to comprehend, so are you, sir, beneath my notice.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

an my speech be above your ability to comprehend, so are you, sir, beneath my notice.

I accept your apology. Don't do it again. Run along now, there's a good fellow.

[Clinton Huxley]

DAmned Frenchies, on the wrong side of the English Channel, and they know it!

[Svartalf]

are you endeavouring to take a patronizing tone to one who is your better in so many ways it would take a supercomputer merely to count them?

[Svartalf]

at least we're south, where there is sun and we're not stuck with cockneys, geordies, lowlanders and other sheepshagging, wellies wearing riffraff.

[Clinton Huxley]

are you endeavouring to take a patronizing tone to one who is your better in so many ways it would take a supercomputer merely to count them?

My dear chap, the word "endeavour" does not truly encapsulate the magnitude of my success. Further, I find it strangely comforting that the French "national delusion of grandeur" is replicated at the level of the individual.

A Briton would find it superfluous to boast of superiority.

[Svartalf]

Where I come from it's called "reminding the simple minded of the basic facts of existence".

By the very blood that runs in my veins, I can't escape the fact that the saxon live on pretence and stolen finery.