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by maiforpeace » Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:06 am
Animavore wrote:The shoulder hair stays
No one touches my hairs. I'm like Samson except I lose cynicism instead of strength when you start shaving sections of astro-turf off me. I become like one of those thoughtful, caring about emotions saps you see on GQ without my mane to insulate the bitterness inside me

I can understand you'd want to hold on to the hair you have, since you don't have any on your head.

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by Animavore » Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:13 am
maiforpeace wrote:Animavore wrote:The shoulder hair stays
No one touches my hairs. I'm like Samson except I lose cynicism instead of strength when you start shaving sections of astro-turf off me. I become like one of those thoughtful, caring about emotions saps you see on GQ without my mane to insulate the bitterness inside me

I can understand you'd want to hold on to the hair you have, since you don't have any on your head.

By choice. Not by default

Don't like head hairs. They need to be managed. You can't just let them grow wild like the rest.
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by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:13 am
maiforpeace wrote:Animavore wrote:The shoulder hair stays
No one touches my hairs. I'm like Samson except I lose cynicism instead of strength when you start shaving sections of astro-turf off me. I become like one of those thoughtful, caring about emotions saps you see on GQ without my mane to insulate the bitterness inside me

I can understand you'd want to hold on to the hair you have, since you don't have any on your head.

The shoulder hair is only the clippings of head hair that he hasn't brushed off.
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by mistermack » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:55 pm
Why on earth do women shave the muff?
It's the best bit of fur they have. I'm guessing it's a fashion that started with Brazilian hookers, and they only did it to reduce the crabs infestations.
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by Kristie » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:57 pm
mistermack wrote:Why on earth do women shave the muff?
It's the best bit of fur they have. I'm guessing it's a fashion that started with Brazilian hookers, and they only did it to reduce the crabs infestations.
I just feel cleaner. The same as when I shave my legs ad armpits. Clean, smooth, silky....just better.
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by mistermack » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:01 pm
Kristie wrote:mistermack wrote:Why on earth do women shave the muff?
It's the best bit of fur they have. I'm guessing it's a fashion that started with Brazilian hookers, and they only did it to reduce the crabs infestations.
I just feel cleaner. The same as when I shave my legs ad armpits. Clean, smooth, silky....just better.
I like clean hair more than clean skin. Hair can be just as clean as skin. Anyway, clean is overrated.
It gives you asthma.
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by Kristie » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:03 pm
mistermack wrote:Kristie wrote:mistermack wrote:Why on earth do women shave the muff?
It's the best bit of fur they have. I'm guessing it's a fashion that started with Brazilian hookers, and they only did it to reduce the crabs infestations.
I just feel cleaner. The same as when I shave my legs ad armpits. Clean, smooth, silky....just better.
I like clean hair more than clean skin. Hair can be just as clean as skin. Anyway, clean is overrated.
It gives you asthma.
I guess it's not that initial feeling of clean after a shower, it's that feeling of seeming cleaner after several hours or a day. Besides, I have plenty of hair on my head!
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by mistermack » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:16 pm
Yeh but that's just selfish.
You wouldn't chuck out the Mona Lisa, just to save on the dusting. Even if it wasn't your own personal favorite.
To other people, it's a masterpiece.
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by Kristie » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:26 pm
mistermack wrote:Yeh but that's just selfish.
You wouldn't chuck out the Mona Lisa, just to save on the dusting. Even if it wasn't your own personal favorite.
To other people, it's a masterpiece.
The few people that do see it prefer it shaved!

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by maiforpeace » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:29 pm
mistermack wrote:Why on earth do women shave the muff?
It's the best bit of fur they have. I'm guessing it's a fashion that started with Brazilian hookers, and they only did it to reduce the crabs infestations.
It's actually more hygienic for a woman to be clean shaven in the pubic area versus having pubic hair, since there's less surface area for bacteria to collect, which happens more virulently since we started wearing underwear. Some gynecologists even go so far as to recommend shaving to women who get chronic yeast infections.
I come from the hippie days and had a hard time understanding it at first, but after past discussions like this about the pros and cons of shaving pubic hair, I now see it no differently as men having a preference for a clean shaven chin over having a beard. It's a cultural thing (agewise) and simply a preference, really.
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by Kristie » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:31 pm
And, I hate when people assume that people who like the appearance of a shaved pubic area are just perverts that want a woman to look like a little girl.
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by mistermack » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:35 pm
Kristie wrote:mistermack wrote:Yeh but that's just selfish.
You wouldn't chuck out the Mona Lisa, just to save on the dusting. Even if it wasn't your own personal favorite.
To other people, it's a masterpiece.
The few people that do see it prefer it shaved!

Takes all sorts.
That's given me an idea for a tv reality show though. You could combine a shave with a beauty contest, a makeover, and before and after votes from those at home.
Fun for all the family.
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by maiforpeace » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:38 pm
Kristie wrote:And, I hate when people assume that people who like the appearance of a shaved pubic area are just perverts that want a woman to look like a little girl.
Yeah.
What they really are, (or at least what I've been told) are
perverts sex partners who want to go down on a woman without getting their teeth flossed by pubic hair.

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by Kristie » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:40 pm
maiforpeace wrote:Kristie wrote:And, I hate when people assume that people who like the appearance of a shaved pubic area are just perverts that want a woman to look like a little girl.
Yeah.
What they really are, (or at least what I've been told) are
perverts sex partners who want to go down on a woman without getting their teeth flossed by pubic hair.


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by maiforpeace » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:41 pm
Kristie wrote:maiforpeace wrote:Kristie wrote:And, I hate when people assume that people who like the appearance of a shaved pubic area are just perverts that want a woman to look like a little girl.
Yeah.
What they really are, (or at least what I've been told) are
perverts sex partners who want to go down on a woman without getting their teeth flossed by pubic hair.



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