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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by maiforpeace » Mon May 17, 2010 3:37 pm

Tails Turrosaki wrote:
cogwheel wrote:A loooooong time ago a friend told me everyone masturbates. I didn't believe him....................
Actually, this isn't true. Not everyone masturbates. There's always gonna be that small population who's too prude or too religious or too whatever to dare touch their dick/pussy with their own hand(s).
Just because someone doesn't masturbate doesn't mean they are a prude, religious or afraid to touch their genitals. Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Tigger » Mon May 17, 2010 3:50 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
cogwheel wrote:A loooooong time ago a friend told me everyone masturbates. I didn't believe him....................
Actually, this isn't true. Not everyone masturbates. There's always gonna be that small population who's too prude or too religious or too whatever to dare touch their dick/pussy with their own hand(s).
Just because someone doesn't masturbate doesn't mean they are a prude, religious or afraid to touch their genitals. Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Hermit » Mon May 17, 2010 3:53 pm

maiforpeace wrote:Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
The clinical term for both is: Dead

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by maiforpeace » Mon May 17, 2010 5:03 pm

Seraph wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
The clinical term for both is: Dead

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That's a terrible and very insensitive thing of you to write Seraph. We have (or had) a member on this forum who is asexual. She has more life in her than a lot of people I know. I can't believe you would say something that cruel and ignorant.
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Feck » Mon May 17, 2010 5:13 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Seraph wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
The clinical term for both is: Dead

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That's a terribly insensitive thing to write Seraph. We have (or had) a member on this forum who is asexual.


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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Mon May 17, 2010 7:17 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
cogwheel wrote:A loooooong time ago a friend told me everyone masturbates. I didn't believe him....................
Actually, this isn't true. Not everyone masturbates. There's always gonna be that small population who's too prude or too religious or too whatever to dare touch their dick/pussy with their own hand(s).
Just because someone doesn't masturbate doesn't mean they are a prude, religious or afraid to touch their genitals. Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Twoflower » Mon May 17, 2010 7:23 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
cogwheel wrote:A loooooong time ago a friend told me everyone masturbates. I didn't believe him....................
Actually, this isn't true. Not everyone masturbates. There's always gonna be that small population who's too prude or too religious or too whatever to dare touch their dick/pussy with their own hand(s).
Just because someone doesn't masturbate doesn't mean they are a prude, religious or afraid to touch their genitals. Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
I don't masturbate, never have and don't have any interest in it. I don't really have any interest in sex either. Seems like a waste of time.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
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And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Mon May 17, 2010 7:28 pm

Pluto2 wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
cogwheel wrote:A loooooong time ago a friend told me everyone masturbates. I didn't believe him....................
Actually, this isn't true. Not everyone masturbates. There's always gonna be that small population who's too prude or too religious or too whatever to dare touch their dick/pussy with their own hand(s).
Just because someone doesn't masturbate doesn't mean they are a prude, religious or afraid to touch their genitals. Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
I don't masturbate, never have and don't have any interest in it. I don't really have any interest in sex either. Seems like a waste of time.
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Twoflower » Mon May 17, 2010 7:30 pm

Tails Turrosaki wrote:
Pluto2 wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:
Tails Turrosaki wrote:
cogwheel wrote:A loooooong time ago a friend told me everyone masturbates. I didn't believe him....................
Actually, this isn't true. Not everyone masturbates. There's always gonna be that small population who's too prude or too religious or too whatever to dare touch their dick/pussy with their own hand(s).
Just because someone doesn't masturbate doesn't mean they are a prude, religious or afraid to touch their genitals. Some people are asexual and some are not into being self-sexual. (I just made that term up, I know there must be a clinical term for it but I couldn't find it)
I don't masturbate, never have and don't have any interest in it. I don't really have any interest in sex either. Seems like a waste of time.
MY DEITY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.
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I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Tails Turrosaki » Mon May 17, 2010 7:51 pm

Pluto2 wrote::yawn:
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by LaMont Cranston » Mon May 17, 2010 7:58 pm

FBM, You never found the clitoris? Keep looking...it is most definitely there.

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by LaMont Cranston » Mon May 17, 2010 8:01 pm

I used to believe that there were 9 planets in our solar system. Then, one day, I heard that some scientists or whover got together and downgraded Pluto, so we now only have 8 planets. Of course, there are the same number of objects flying around out there in the cosmos. A planet by any other designation would still be the same piece of rock...

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon May 17, 2010 9:35 pm

LaMont Cranston wrote:I used to believe that there were 9 planets in our solar system. Then, one day, I heard that some scientists or whover got together and downgraded Pluto, so we now only have 8 planets. Of course, there are the same number of objects flying around out there in the cosmos. A planet by any other designation would still be the same piece of rock...
The Pluto debate was nothing new. In the 1800's we had Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Vesta, Juno, Ceres, Pallas, Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus, and then Neptune in 1846. Pluto was just one of several objects that were briefly promoted to planet status and then demoted.

Fact! Pluto is no better than Vesta, Juno, Ceres and Pallas, so screw Pluto! Pluto needed to be fired!

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 17, 2010 9:37 pm

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by LaMont Cranston » Mon May 17, 2010 9:41 pm

Coito ergo sum, Thank you for the information. I thought that Pluto was cancelled because tourism was down, and it's ratings were very low. Basically, Walt Disney did more with the name than the so-called planet ever did. It just never had the appeal of Saturn, Jupiter or let's not forget Uranus...

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