Things Americans do that Drive the Limeys Nuts.

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Re: Things Americans do that Drive the Limeys Nuts.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon May 06, 2013 2:53 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Americans smell funny.
It's called soap! :biggrin:
Jinx, buy me a coke.
And they talk too much. Way too much.
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Re: Things Americans do that Drive the Limeys Nuts.

Post by Kristie » Mon May 06, 2013 3:13 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Americans smell funny.
It's called soap! :biggrin:
Jinx, buy me a coke.
And they talk too much. Way too much.
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Post by Audley Strange » Mon May 06, 2013 3:17 pm

Back to the serious discussion bit.

I was thinking, America is a young nation and has all the naive gusto of a teenager who knows everything and will set the world to rights. Europe is it's disinterested sneering Gen-X parent that having been through all that shit itself is filled with apathy and ennui
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Re: Things Americans do that Drive the Limeys Nuts.

Post by Jason » Mon May 06, 2013 9:17 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Is this a rehash? I could swear you've done this before.

Also, I agree with the false friendliness - It's not real. You don't know me. We aren't friends. I sincerely doubt you give a flying fuck if I enjoyed my shopping 'experience' at Walmart today. Fuck off.
This points more to your narcissism than anything else. I mean, dude, it's not all about you. They're being friendly (in shops) because it is more pleasant to the customer to have a friendly environment, and they do want to help you find what you're looking for because if you find what you're looking for you just might buy it. And, if someone is a surly prick, i'm much less interested in lining his pocket.

Right. It's a sales ploy. I'm primarily referring to greeters in large stores, and to the lesser extent, the cashiers for whom they make maintaining this pretense a job requirement. These people do not give a fuck. It's false and I resent their imposed familiarity.

If that points to anything, it would be my standoffishness.
Also, Americans do tend to be genuinely more friendly.
Than whom? Incomplete claim is incomplete. On the friendliness scale of your average person I've noticed little difference between Canadians and Americans (unless I tell them I'm Canadian).

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Re: Things Americans do that Drive the Limeys Nuts.

Post by Ian » Mon May 06, 2013 11:29 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Americans smell funny.
It's called soap! :biggrin:
Jinx, buy me a coke.
And they talk too much. Way too much.
Nobody has ever accused me of this. :smug:

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Re: Things Americans do that Drive the Limeys Nuts.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 06, 2013 11:32 pm

Ian wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Americans smell funny.
It's called soap! :biggrin:
Jinx, buy me a coke.
And they talk too much. Way too much.
Nobody has ever accused me of this. :smug:
Wait................. you can speak?! :o
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Re: Things Americans do that Drive the Limeys Nuts.

Post by FBM » Tue May 07, 2013 1:37 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Kristie wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Americans smell funny.
It's called soap! :biggrin:
Jinx, buy me a coke.
And they talk too much. Way too much.
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