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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:35 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:Robotic sex partners will be freely available on the very day my libido dies the final death... :lay:
You would need to upgrade your operating system...
I think it's on its final upgrade...

A bit like DOS just before Windows...
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by FBM » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:36 am

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JimC wrote:Robotic sex partners will be freely available on the very day my libido dies the final death... :lay:
You would need to upgrade your operating system...
New hard drive?
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:37 am

FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:Robotic sex partners will be freely available on the very day my libido dies the final death... :lay:
You would need to upgrade your operating system...
New hard drive?
Higher capacity dongle.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:38 am

Unfortunately, it's beginning to look like that only floppies are available...
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:38 am

JimC wrote:Unfortunately, it's beginning to look like that only floppies are available...
:hehe:
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by FBM » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:39 am

Have you tried wiping the old one?
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:40 am

Maybe you just need a seedy ROM to get you going?
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:41 am

FBM wrote:Have you tried wiping the old one?
Clinton Huxley wrote:Maybe you just need a seedy ROM to get you going?
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by FBM » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:43 am

You'll need to do something, or you'll get booted, my friend...
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:53 am

You just need to remember that an Ethernet cable won't go into a USB port.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by FBM » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:57 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:You just need to remember that an Ethernet cable won't go into a USB port.
Yep. You'll need a thumb or two to accomplish the task in that case.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:59 am

FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:You just need to remember that an Ethernet cable won't go into a USB port.
Yep. You'll need a thumb or two to accomplish the task in that case.
:hehe:

Just make sure the wifi doesn't find out....
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:04 am

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FBM wrote:Have you tried wiping the old one?
Clinton Huxley wrote:Maybe you just need a seedy ROM to get you going?
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by FBM » Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:09 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:You just need to remember that an Ethernet cable won't go into a USB port.
Yep. You'll need a thumb or two to accomplish the task in that case.
:hehe:

Just make sure the wifi doesn't find out....
That would make future reinstallations impossible for that piece of hardware. :mod:
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:45 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
JimC wrote:Robotic sex partners will be freely available on the very day my libido dies the final death... :lay:
You would need to upgrade your operating system...
At least upgrade your harddrive, Jim.
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