Bigamy

Post Reply
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:22 am

Move to Gun Club?
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

User avatar
Ian
Mr Incredible
Posts: 16975
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:42 pm
Location: Washington DC

Re: Bigamy

Post by Ian » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:27 am

Image

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:28 am

I though "My Own Private Idaho" was about a guy with a potato.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

Seth
GrandMaster Zen Troll
Posts: 22077
Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:02 am
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Seth » Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:51 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Move to Gun Club?
Rename it "Bangmy"
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S

"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.

User avatar
Azathoth
blind idiot god
blind idiot god
Posts: 9418
Joined: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:31 pm
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Azathoth » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:44 am

Seth wrote:Why ANYBODY would have a Facebook account in their real name is utterly beyond me.

It's like walking around Times Square butt-naked with hundred-dollar bills stuck to your ass, a beanie with your home address in flashing lights on your head and your credit card and bank account numbers tattooed on your boobs.

Blindfolded.

On New Year's Eve.

I mean REALLY people...are you all that stupid?

Privacy isn't dead, it was zombiefied by Facebook and Google and the idiots who willingly give them information. :whistle: (Hi NSA...Thinking of you...)
I agree with Seth completely. :o :timewarp: :hairfire:
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

Code: Select all

// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

User avatar
Jason
Destroyer of words
Posts: 17782
Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:46 pm
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Jason » Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:59 am

FBM wrote:Why aren't polygamy and polyandry covered by the "the pursuit of happiness" clause of the DoI? :ask:
They didn't cover that in your training as a monk? :ask:

I always assumed it was implicit. :dunno:

Edit ask because I'm curious: Where did you study to become a monk, if you don't mind the question and no worries if you do,?

User avatar
FBM
Ratz' first Gritizen.
Posts: 45327
Joined: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:43 pm
About me: Skeptic. "Because it does not contend
It is therefore beyond reproach"
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by FBM » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:01 am

Făkünamę wrote:
FBM wrote:Why aren't polygamy and polyandry covered by the "the pursuit of happiness" clause of the DoI? :ask:
They didn't cover that in your training as a monk? :ask:

I always assumed it was implicit. :dunno:
I slept through the US Constitutional Law classes. :oops:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

User avatar
Jason
Destroyer of words
Posts: 17782
Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:46 pm
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Jason » Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:05 am

Azathoth wrote:
Seth wrote:Why ANYBODY would have a Facebook account in their real name is utterly beyond me.

It's like walking around Times Square butt-naked with hundred-dollar bills stuck to your ass, a beanie with your home address in flashing lights on your head and your credit card and bank account numbers tattooed on your boobs.

Blindfolded.

On New Year's Eve.

I mean REALLY people...are you all that stupid?

Privacy isn't dead, it was zombiefied by Facebook and Google and the idiots who willingly give them information. :whistle: (Hi NSA...Thinking of you...)
I agree with Seth completely. :o :timewarp: :hairfire:
I agree, except I actually have a Facebook account in my real name. There's little content there and all my friends are either 'facebok friends' (which means I don't know the first thing about them) or friends I've had from childhood or similarly formative figures with whom I interact rarely or never at all but who don't drop me as a friend from what, I can only assume, is a lingering connection too strong to severe.

That way you're on the system and don't pop up as an anomoly. You see? :tinfoilhat:

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74155
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:36 am

Trigamy?

Tetragamy?

Pentagamy?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
Jason
Destroyer of words
Posts: 17782
Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:46 pm
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Jason » Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:38 am

Sexagamy!

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:54 am

Gamygamy!
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

Coito ergo sum
Posts: 32040
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:03 pm
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:26 pm

FBM wrote:Why aren't polygamy and polyandry covered by the "the pursuit of happiness" clause of the DoI? :ask:
Because nobody imagined that being married to multiple women would be a means of pursuing "happiness?" In western style, that would mean dating, say, three women....taking them out to dinner, movies, etc., buying presents, surprising them, sweeping them each off their feet, buying three engagement rings (averaging thousands of dollars each), proposing three times,three weddings (averaging like $20k each...unless you convince them all to get married in the same ceremony...but, good luck with that!), three honeymoons (honyesmoon?), three women memorizing everything you do wrong, three Valentine's Days, Three Anniversaries, three birthdays, three Sweetest Days, three Christmases, and you better damn well hope that the thing about women's menses synchronizing if they hang out with each other is true....otherwise, game over... :leave:







:pardon:

Coito ergo sum
Posts: 32040
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:03 pm
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:28 pm

Seth wrote:Why ANYBODY would have a Facebook account in their real name is utterly beyond me.
Not a big deal if you don't put anything on there that you don't mind other people seeing or copying or distributing.

As for any government intrusions, Facebook is small potatoes. Once you have an email address, game over. They can find out just about everything about you with a few clicks.

User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:29 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Seth wrote:Why ANYBODY would have a Facebook account in their real name is utterly beyond me.
Not a big deal if you don't put anything on there that you don't mind other people seeing or copying or distributing.

As for any government intrusions, Facebook is small potatoes. Once you have an email address, game over. They can find out just about everything about you with a few clicks.
Like the fact that I'm not really a 121.92 meter mutant firebreathing lizard-thingy?
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”

Coito ergo sum
Posts: 32040
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:03 pm
Contact:

Re: Bigamy

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:35 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Seth wrote:Why ANYBODY would have a Facebook account in their real name is utterly beyond me.
Not a big deal if you don't put anything on there that you don't mind other people seeing or copying or distributing.

As for any government intrusions, Facebook is small potatoes. Once you have an email address, game over. They can find out just about everything about you with a few clicks.
Like the fact that I'm not really a 121.92 meter mutant firebreathing lizard-thingy?

....They know.... They...know...

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests