Worst way to die?

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Re: Worst way to die?

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:24 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:It may not be the most physically unpleasant way to go but I've a particular horror of being buried alive.
Buried in concrete with a breathing tube in your mouth. :coffee:

Death by strimmer. :eddy:
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Re: Worst way to die?

Post by Animavore » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:26 pm

I would say with your pants around your ankles, a death erection, soggy Kleenex and a DVD documentary about JonBenét Ramsey on repeat on the HDTV.


Am I playing this right?
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.

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Re: Worst way to die?

Post by laklak » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:24 am

Animavore wrote:I would say with your pants around your ankles, a death erection, soggy Kleenex and a DVD documentary about JonBenét Ramsey on repeat on the HDTV.


Am I playing this right?
You didn't mention the ball gag.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Worst way to die?

Post by Animavore » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:04 am

laklak wrote:
Animavore wrote:I would say with your pants around your ankles, a death erection, soggy Kleenex and a DVD documentary about JonBenét Ramsey on repeat on the HDTV.


Am I playing this right?
You didn't mention the ball gag.
Which, due to a personal misunderstanding of how it works, has been wrapped around the hips, genitals bound at the base in leather with ball up the anus.
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Re: Worst way to die?

Post by mistermack » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:54 am

Cormac wrote: :whisper: There is a reason it is a.k.a. as The Daily Fail... It is a horrifying thought though. :cry:
Oh yeh, you have to take anything from the Daily Mail with caution, but it's generally the spin that they put on things, rather than matters of fact. They would take stuff down, if it was revealed as a hoax. The daily express and the Huffington Post, and CBC also have a page with the same story, not taken down, so I'm pretty sure it's a true story.

Another one, I remember from years and years ago, was of two kids aged about 10 who sneaked in to the New York Zoo in the night, and one climbed the fence of the Polar Bear enclosure.

The bears started fighting over him like a toy, and his last words to his friend were, '' get someone to help, they're biting me hard ''.
He was in bits when help arrived.
That's stuck in my head too.
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