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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by fretmeister » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:22 am

JimC wrote:
fretmeister wrote:If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
No.

I don't find myself attractive...
I had that thought too... but then again who knows what you like better than you!
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:27 am

I believe that during the eighties there was an actual experiment in France to create such a pleasure-bot financed by some shady venture capitalists and a well known hotelier. Fuelled primarily on cocaine and credit cards, the thing went of several rampages before it was reprogrammed and a P.R. team was brought in for damage control. The prototype Hilton (Paris) Vag-bot Princess is still in circulation for those rich enough and sexually deviant enough to want to add it to their collection, but sadly the product never made it past the experimental stage.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:28 am

Audley Strange wrote:I believe that during the eighties there was an actual experiment in France to create such a pleasure-bot financed by some shady venture capitalists and a well known hotelier. Fuelled primarily on cocaine and credit cards, the thing went of several rampages before it was reprogrammed and a P.R. team was brought in for damage control. The prototype Hilton (Paris) Vag-bot Princess is still in circulation for those rich enough and sexually deviant enough to want to add it to their collection, but sadly the product never made it past the experimental stage.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Faithfree » Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:23 am

Scrumple wrote:How far before the internet is used to make robot 'bits' gyrate and move? How far would you go with a robot?
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:01 pm

fretmeister wrote:If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
The thought just occurred to me that we might have to copyright ourselves in the future. :ask:
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by fretmeister » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:44 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
fretmeister wrote:If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
The thought just occurred to me that we might have to copyright ourselves in the future. :ask:

That's a point.

Otherwise your neighbour could do a pirate copy of you and do all manner of vile :naughty: things to it and then sell the DVD rights!
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:45 pm

fretmeister wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
fretmeister wrote:If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
The thought just occurred to me that we might have to copyright ourselves in the future. :ask:

That's a point.

Otherwise your neighbour could do a pirate copy of you and do all manner of vile :naughty: things to it and then sell the DVD rights!
OR you could clone your boss and make him/her lick the toilet bowl clean every day. The possibilities for abuse are endless. /scrumplesque
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by En_Route » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:07 am

Audley Strange wrote:I believe that during the eighties there was an actual experiment in France to create such a pleasure-bot financed by some shady venture capitalists and a well known hotelier. Fuelled primarily on cocaine and credit cards, the thing went of several rampages before it was reprogrammed and a P.R. team was brought in for damage control. The prototype Hilton (Paris) Vag-bot Princess is still in circulation for those rich enough and sexually deviant enough to want to add it to their collection, but sadly the product never made it past the experimental stage.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by En_Route » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:08 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
fretmeister wrote:If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
The thought just occurred to me that we might have to copyright ourselves in the future. :ask:

Hardly necessary for some of us.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:13 am

En_Route wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
fretmeister wrote:If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
The thought just occurred to me that we might have to copyright ourselves in the future. :ask:

Hardly necessary for some of us.
I have market value...
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by En_Route » Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:36 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
En_Route wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
fretmeister wrote:If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
The thought just occurred to me that we might have to copyright ourselves in the future. :ask:

Hardly necessary for some of us.
I have market value...

I'm in negative equity. And that's on a good day.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by cronus » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:24 am

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:27 am

Who knows what your Roomba gets up to in the small hours....
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:29 am

Robotic sex partners will be freely available on the very day my libido dies the final death... :lay:
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:33 am

JimC wrote:Robotic sex partners will be freely available on the very day my libido dies the final death... :lay:
You would need to upgrade your operating system...
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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