Which would you choose, the washing machine or the vote?

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

Washing actually makes a difference. So, um, yeah...the machine.

[Cormac]

I'd choose the vote so I could continue drawing big spunky cocks on my ballot papers.

It is gratifying, when you've taken the time to cast your vote, that your preferred candidate gets elected. Over the years, you must have been very gratified with the number of spunky cocks that you've elected to high office.

Assuming your "preferred candidate" is worth voting for in the first place... the guy I voted for last may has proved time and again that he's a bawless sack o'shit who's all too ready to bow and brownnose to the exploiters... if Jean Jaurès could come back he'd drub him black and blue for sullying the good name of the Socialist Party.

and for the record there are no cocks in the british parliaments, only cunts and twats.

I beg to differ. I know for a fact there has been long succession of gigantic suppurating cocks ejaculating diseased seeds across the floor for several centuries now. There are several currently trailing their filthy mansplainin' vileness right through that den of sordid iniquity.

[Coito ergo sum]

Do we still have drycleaners and pay laundromats that fold clothes? If so, then I'll take the vote.

[Pensioner]

Voting for the two main parties in the UK is like choosing between Syphilis and Smallpox, so I will choose the washing machine.

[Cormac]

Voting for the two main parties in the UK is like choosing between Syphilis and Smallpox, so I will choose the washing machine.

Thank goodness!

Just think Pen - clean clothes!

[Pensioner]

The worse thing we did in the UK was give women the vote, in the good old days every household had a washing machine it was called the wife.

I'm glad my wife does not read my posts.

[klr]

The worse thing we did in the UK was give women the vote, in the good old days every household had a washing machine it was called the wife.

I'm glad my wife does not read my posts.

No, but Atheism+ members can read this thread. We're doomed. Again.

[Pensioner]

The worse thing we did in the UK was give women the vote, in the good old days every household had a washing machine it was called the wife.

I'm glad my wife does not read my posts.

No, but Atheism+ members can read this thread. We're doomed. Again.

Fucking hell.

[klr]

We're already so deep in the shitter with that lot that it's not going to make much difference.

And if does, we'll just throw you to the she-Wolves.

[Tero]

Deal, if you throw in a dryer.

[klr]

Deal, if you throw in a dryer.

Good point. Washing up is easy. Drying takes forever.

See everyone? I have done my share of housework.

[JimC]

Deal, if you throw in a dryer.

Good point. Washing up is easy. Drying takes forever.

See everyone? I have done my share of housework.

Central heating vents + clothes racks = easy

[Cormac]

Deal, if you throw in a dryer.

Good point. Washing up is easy. Drying takes forever.

See everyone? I have done my share of housework.

This is what draining racks are for...

[klr]

Deal, if you throw in a dryer.

Good point. Washing up is easy. Drying takes forever.

See everyone? I have done my share of housework.

This is what draining racks are for...

Ever tried to dry up after Christmas dinner for about a dozen?

[Cormac]

Deal, if you throw in a dryer.

Good point. Washing up is easy. Drying takes forever.

See everyone? I have done my share of housework.

This is what draining racks are for...

Ever tried to dry up after Christmas dinner for about a dozen?

As I would usually have cooked it, I often avoided the washing up.

But yes, I have!