The Illuminati are shit.

[devogue]

(If this doesn't belong here please move it.)

I've sat up through the night listening to conspiracy theories for a laugh and one thing that struck me is this.

According to various wankers the Illuminati are some bloodlines that have been in control of Earth since the dawn of time blah blah blah. Their goal is apparently world domination (which is explicit in their claim that they already have always controlled Earth) and what the Illuminati want to do is to dominate the world so they can kill most of us off.

Now, it seems to me that the best time to do this would have been at any given point in history prior to educating the masses and giving them access to ever increasing medical benefits, and technology.

So as such we have the rulers of the world who want to kill us all so they can one day rule the world that they rule and their method of massive population reduction has been to prolong the life of the average individual.

These guys are the most inept conspiracy ever. Never mind debunking all the horseshit that goes along with it, the central premise is so flawed as to be practically insane. For the illuminated they are not the brightest sparks are they?

Sucker.

[rachelbean]

Please don't eat The Beatles. There are only 2 left!

[Schneibster]

Yes.