I would turn the old bitch in. She's obviously taking the piss. Why would you steal a tin of cat food, if you were going to eat it yourself? It doesn't cost any more to steal a tin of man food!!Seraph wrote:Some years ago, when "truth in sentencing" was a fad that took away discretionary powers from magistrates and judges, a report appeared about an old woman whom the magistrate was forced to sentence to gaol because she stole a tin of cat food. She stole it for her own consumption!
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