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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Rum » Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:12 pm

That women aren't as interested in sex as men!

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Post by rasetsu » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:08 am




That the longer the thread, the better it will be.



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Post by laklak » Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:02 am

In order to get pregnant you have to go to the doctor and get a shot. Because my mom and dad would never do that.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:41 am

That things will turn out for the best...
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Post by rasetsu » Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:41 am




Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.


All it ever did was make me fucking cranky.



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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by rasetsu » Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:43 am




Oh, and, "The good news is, things couldn't possibly get any worse...."



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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:50 am

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We were taking fuckloads of acid at the time, I was taken in by lobsang rampa in my addled state :fp:
Drugs can do that to you strangely enough it never happened to me but my friend is completely and utterly drug fucked and keeps all sorts of weird shit in his room to keep away bad spirits including a cat's skull i so don't want to know where he got that from. :nono: Last time i was drinking with him he ended up walking up and down his street to collect certain plants so he and another friend of mine could communicate with a certain spirit it must of being the spirit of don burke

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by mistermack » Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:19 pm

Of course he'll pay me back.

He's a mate. He wouldn't let me down.
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Jason » Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:51 am

rasetsu wrote:Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.


All it ever did was make me fucking cranky.
Nah, it's true. It's just that you're a woman.

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by laklak » Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:18 am

To quote Ike Turner, Wimmins be thinkin too much.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Hermit » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:57 am

laklak wrote:To quote Ike Turner, Wimmins be thinkin too much.
To quote me, some mennens pretend to be wimmins, but not many of either of us think too clearly, let alone too much.
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Rum » Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:18 am

I believed we had another packet of ground coffee in the cupboard. Turns out it is coffee beans..and we have no grinder!

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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Animavore » Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:22 am

There was cake.
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by Audley Strange » Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:38 am

That children were the future. However it's still illegal to harvest their organs.
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Re: What did you once believe that you later found out was c

Post by rasetsu » Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:42 am




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