Best way to die?

[JimC]

Old, but still appreciating life, in my sleep ... just don't wake up. Like that. Thanks. Nature. If. You're. Listening.

Like this, but drug-assisted if necessary...

[cronus]

I'd enjoy dying with a sense of the heroic by saving the life of whoever is reading this, so long as they were willing to do the same for someone else.

[PsychoSerenity]

I'd say without being able to see it coming. Unless I'm ready for it, in which case without pain would be preferable.

Also I'm surprised nobody's posted this yet:

[Pappa]

Give me the drugs. I'd probably pick heroin, and I reserve the right to do just that if I get some painful terminal illness.

[samphony]

Suffocated by an Asian pussy.

[MiM]

XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.

No. I just recognise it as the end. I don't want life to end. Despite its worst bits, I enjoy it too much.

Whoot . You enjoy life? I didn't think we had such people on this forum

[Cormac]

XC just can't imagine death without suffering. Silly man, really.

No. I just recognise it as the end. I don't want life to end. Despite its worst bits, I enjoy it too much.

Whoot . You enjoy life? I didn't think we had such people on this forum

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Most people here aren't doom predicting Cassandras.

[Audley Strange]

Give me the drugs. I'd probably pick heroin, and I reserve the right to do just that if I get some painful terminal illness.

Yep, if they don't to make euthanasia illegal then let them suffer the consequences. I'm planning to go out on a high.


Or suicide by police after a parliamentary kill spree.

[Ian]

I don't know about a Parliamentary kill spree, but has anyone mentioned the idea of dying (preferably quickly) during battle? I know, it's something of a Viking/Bushido/Klingon notion, but the honor of fighting to the death in battle has a certain appeal.

I'd personally prefer the death mentioned in Game of Thrones though.

[laklak]

I'm with Ian on this. Knee deep in my enemy's gore, swinging a battle axe at a dragon while singing my Death Song. If you don't help me now, Crom, then FUCK YOU.

[Pappa]

Give me the drugs. I'd probably pick heroin, and I reserve the right to do just that if I get some painful terminal illness.

Yep, if they don't to make euthanasia illegal then let them suffer the consequences. I'm planning to go out on a high.


Or suicide by police after a parliamentary kill spree.

I'd probably aim for the Royals first, though a parliament suicide bomb would also be pretty fun.

[PsychoSerenity]

I'd probably aim for the Royals first, though a parliament suicide bomb would also be pretty fun.

... he said on a forum visible to the public before having his house raided and being locked up for 90 days without charge.

[Azathoth]

Hm. I'd like to age well, gaining only a tolerable level of aches, pains, and things falling apart. I'd like to feel like I'd done work I was proud of, didn't feel the need to do more. I'd like to have a nice night with my family and people who love me, followed by sex and cuddles with my beloved. Then I'd like to fall asleep, have the sort of amazing dreams that make your throat tight and your heart swell, and never wake up.

SOunds nice but... then you'd never get to do all that again, and again, and agian...

I never want to die. Or get any older. Or more infirm. EVAH!

Dying is shit. Imagine never reading Keats again? Or listening to Joni? Or wanking in the bath? Or whatever makes your life worth living.

You might as well talk of the best way of being kicked in the balls. Or the best way to be mugged. Or the best diarrhoea you ever had. It ALL sucks. It's all bad.

Wanking in the bath? Wet jizz has to be the most indelible stuff on the planet. Need to have another bath when you get out.

[Pappa]

I'd probably aim for the Royals first, though a parliament suicide bomb would also be pretty fun.

... he said on a forum visible to the public before having his house raided and being locked up for 90 days without charge.

It wouldn't be the first time advocating regicide has got me into some bother.

[Blind groper]

You romantics who want to die in battle know nothing about it. You would probably charge forward, and three seconds after you meet the enemy have your guts ripped out, so that you fall to die in agonising slowness in the mud, which is slowly getting redder from your blood while you scream from the terrible pain.