Worst way to die?

[Cormac]

Necrotising Fasciitis...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrotising_fasciitis

[Clinton Huxley]

It may not be the most physically unpleasant way to go but I've a particular horror of being buried alive.

[Audley Strange]

It may not be the most physically unpleasant way to go but I've a particular horror of being buried alive.

Alive alive-o Alive alive-o with cockles and muscles alive alive-o

It would be horrid. Between panic, suffocation, dehydration, starvation and madness you've got a whole host of horrors to choose from. Sustained and with the knowledge you are going to die here.

[Trinity]

It may not be the most physically unpleasant way to go but I've a particular horror of being buried alive.

Alive alive-o Alive alive-o with cockles and muscles alive alive-o

It would be horrid. Between panic, suffocation, dehydration, starvation and madness you've got a whole host of horrors to choose from. Sustained and with the knowledge you are going to die here.

Unless you study under a wise but strict martial art tracher then you can escape (Kill Bill). Simps

[Clinton Huxley]

Its giving me the creeps just pondering it.

[MiM]

Being forced to see my loved ones being tortured to death, and getting my turn last.

[Sean Hayden]

Besides all the horrible ways to die, there is also the problem of fucking up monumentally and then dying, leaving everyone to deal with your mess.

May we all avoid such shitty fates.

edit: It would have been more Ratzian to say "shitty ends"

[hadespussercats]

It may not be the most physically unpleasant way to go but I've a particular horror of being buried alive.

Alive alive-o Alive alive-o with cockles and muscles alive alive-o

It would be horrid. Between panic, suffocation, dehydration, starvation and madness you've got a whole host of horrors to choose from. Sustained and with the knowledge you are going to die here.

Unless you study under a wise but strict martial art tracher then you can escape (Kill Bill). Simps

I love watching that scene where she punches her way to freedom. Fills me with a sense of fierce righteousness.

I think Mythbusters disproved the possibility of that sort of escape. But who cares? She's a superhero.

[hadespussercats]

Being forced to see my loved ones being tortured to death, and getting my turn last.

That one is particularly awful.

[Pappa]

Death by severe blood loss caused by rectal haemorrhage due to violent anal rape.

[mistermack]

Any death is pretty horrible, and I'm shit scared of dying. But I do what most people do. There's no point going around spoiling life, thinking about death. So I'm determined to push it to the back of my mind, even if I'm lying on my death bed.

One of the worst deaths I've heard of, is a young Russian woman, who was attacked by a mother bear, and her cubs.
The bear just sat on her, and started to eat her, starting with her legs. She was able to phone her mother, and tell her that she was being eaten, on her mobile phone.

It fucks with my mind, just thinking of it. But I'm happy to share.

[cronus]

Any death is pretty horrible, and I'm shit scared of dying. But I do what most people do. There's no point going around spoiling life, thinking about death. So I'm determined to push it to the back of my mind, even if I'm lying on my death bed.

One of the worst deaths I've heard of, is a young Russian woman, who was attacked by a mother bear, and her cubs.
The bear just sat on her, and started to eat her, starting with her legs. She was able to phone her mother, and tell her that she was being eaten, on her mobile phone.

It fucks with my mind, just thinking of it. But I'm happy to share.

Turned out that was a hoax, I seem to recall.

[mistermack]

Any death is pretty horrible, and I'm shit scared of dying. But I do what most people do. There's no point going around spoiling life, thinking about death. So I'm determined to push it to the back of my mind, even if I'm lying on my death bed.

One of the worst deaths I've heard of, is a young Russian woman, who was attacked by a mother bear, and her cubs.
The bear just sat on her, and started to eat her, starting with her legs. She was able to phone her mother, and tell her that she was being eaten, on her mobile phone.

It fucks with my mind, just thinking of it. But I'm happy to share.

Turned out that was a hoax, I seem to recall.

What, the phone call, or the story? The account I read was as a real event. Can't remember where it was though.
Edit :
The Daily Mail is still treating it as a factual story :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -cubs.html
I don't really recommend it as cheerful reading though. I wish I hadn't remembered it.

[laklak]

Being hung, drawn and quartered sounds pretty grotty, as does being burned at the stake or being buried alive. But the very worst way, IMO, is sitting in a wheelchair at an old age home day after day after fucking day, eating strained vanilla pudding and listening to various church choirs who come in to "cheer you up", till you eventually just stop breathing while sitting in a pile of your own shit and watching soap operas on daytime TV. Hand me by gun, I'm fucking out of here.

[Cormac]

Any death is pretty horrible, and I'm shit scared of dying. But I do what most people do. There's no point going around spoiling life, thinking about death. So I'm determined to push it to the back of my mind, even if I'm lying on my death bed.

One of the worst deaths I've heard of, is a young Russian woman, who was attacked by a mother bear, and her cubs.
The bear just sat on her, and started to eat her, starting with her legs. She was able to phone her mother, and tell her that she was being eaten, on her mobile phone.

It fucks with my mind, just thinking of it. But I'm happy to share.

Turned out that was a hoax, I seem to recall.

What, the phone call, or the story? The account I read was as a real event. Can't remember where it was though.
Edit :
The Daily Mail is still treating it as a factual story :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -cubs.html
I don't really recommend it as cheerful reading though. I wish I hadn't remembered it.

There is a reason it is a.k.a. as The Daily Fail... It is a horrifying thought though.