Things Americans do that Drive the Limeys Nuts.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 04, 2013 7:58 am

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I can assure you, CES,. that Americans hang WAY more flags than us Brits - by a factor of fucking loads!

Walk around any suburb in the states and there are flags on walls, on rooves, even on dedicated flagpoles in gardens. You would be hard-pressed to find similar in the UK. The exceptions are: staunchly "loyalist" areas of Northern Ireland and when there is a major, international football tournament in progress.
When I stayed in Brighton the hotel I was in had Union Jacks everywhere. Even a Union Jack toilet seat! Which, I must admit, I enjoyed shitting on :hehe:

Just kidding, of course. The hotel, though, was owned by an Indian family (that's real, not watered down Indian, not the shity American version). Reminded me of those very British Indians on Goodness Gracious Me :hehe:
Hotels, public buildings, business premises - you can expect to see national flags on these anywhere in the world - but the national flag flying on a 30ft pole in someone's front garden in a blue-collar suberb? That takes Americans! :hehe:
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I can assure you, CES,. that Americans hang WAY more flags than us Brits - by a factor of fucking loads!

Walk around any suburb in the states and there are flags on walls, on rooves, even on dedicated flagpoles in gardens. You would be hard-pressed to find similar in the UK. The exceptions are: staunchly "loyalist" areas of Northern Ireland and when there is a major, international football tournament in progress.
When I stayed in Brighton the hotel I was in had Union Jacks everywhere. Even a Union Jack toilet seat! Which, I must admit, I enjoyed shitting on :hehe:

Just kidding, of course. The hotel, though, was owned by an Indian family (that's real, not watered down Indian, not the shity American version). Reminded me of those very British Indians on Goodness Gracious Me :hehe:
Hotels, public buildings, business premises - you can expect to see national flags on these anywhere in the world - but the national flag flying on a 30ft pole in someone's front garden in a blue-collar suberb? That takes Americans! :hehe:

Or "Loyalists". (Who like a bit of casual treason to defend their loyalism).
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I can assure you, CES,. that Americans hang WAY more flags than us Brits - by a factor of fucking loads!

Walk around any suburb in the states and there are flags on walls, on rooves, even on dedicated flagpoles in gardens. You would be hard-pressed to find similar in the UK. The exceptions are: staunchly "loyalist" areas of Northern Ireland and when there is a major, international football tournament in progress.
When I stayed in Brighton the hotel I was in had Union Jacks everywhere. Even a Union Jack toilet seat! Which, I must admit, I enjoyed shitting on :hehe:

Just kidding, of course. The hotel, though, was owned by an Indian family (that's real, not watered down Indian, not the shity American version). Reminded me of those very British Indians on Goodness Gracious Me :hehe:
Hotels, public buildings, business premises - you can expect to see national flags on these anywhere in the world - but the national flag flying on a 30ft pole in someone's front garden in a blue-collar suberb? That takes Americans! :hehe:

Or "Loyalists". (Who like a bit of casual treason to defend their loyalism).
I already mentioned those wankers (about 3 quotes back). They can fuck off and fuck their sisters like their dads did. Nobody this side of the water wants them being loyal to us! :tea:
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I can assure you, CES,. that Americans hang WAY more flags than us Brits - by a factor of fucking loads!

Walk around any suburb in the states and there are flags on walls, on rooves, even on dedicated flagpoles in gardens. You would be hard-pressed to find similar in the UK. The exceptions are: staunchly "loyalist" areas of Northern Ireland and when there is a major, international football tournament in progress.
When I stayed in Brighton the hotel I was in had Union Jacks everywhere. Even a Union Jack toilet seat! Which, I must admit, I enjoyed shitting on :hehe:

Just kidding, of course. The hotel, though, was owned by an Indian family (that's real, not watered down Indian, not the shity American version). Reminded me of those very British Indians on Goodness Gracious Me :hehe:
Hotels, public buildings, business premises - you can expect to see national flags on these anywhere in the world - but the national flag flying on a 30ft pole in someone's front garden in a blue-collar suberb? That takes Americans! :hehe:

Or "Loyalists". (Who like a bit of casual treason to defend their loyalism).
I already mentioned those wankers (about 3 quotes back). They can fuck off and fuck their sisters like their dads did. Nobody this side of the water wants them being loyal to us! :tea:
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Cormac wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I can assure you, CES,. that Americans hang WAY more flags than us Brits - by a factor of fucking loads!

Walk around any suburb in the states and there are flags on walls, on rooves, even on dedicated flagpoles in gardens. You would be hard-pressed to find similar in the UK. The exceptions are: staunchly "loyalist" areas of Northern Ireland and when there is a major, international football tournament in progress.
When I stayed in Brighton the hotel I was in had Union Jacks everywhere. Even a Union Jack toilet seat! Which, I must admit, I enjoyed shitting on :hehe:

Just kidding, of course. The hotel, though, was owned by an Indian family (that's real, not watered down Indian, not the shity American version). Reminded me of those very British Indians on Goodness Gracious Me :hehe:
Hotels, public buildings, business premises - you can expect to see national flags on these anywhere in the world - but the national flag flying on a 30ft pole in someone's front garden in a blue-collar suberb? That takes Americans! :hehe:

Or "Loyalists". (Who like a bit of casual treason to defend their loyalism).
I already mentioned those wankers (about 3 quotes back). They can fuck off and fuck their sisters like their dads did. Nobody this side of the water wants them being loyal to us! :tea:

Hence a large part of their paranoia...
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Post by Tyrannical » Sat May 04, 2013 8:23 am

Abuse the Limeys while you can, in a few decades they'll be nothing left there but darkies, wogs, and pollocks :{D
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Tyrannical wrote:Abuse the Limeys while you can, in a few decades they'll be nothing left there but darkies, wogs, and pollocks :{D

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I can assure you, CES,. that Americans hang WAY more flags than us Brits - by a factor of fucking loads!

Walk around any suburb in the states and there are flags on walls, on rooves, even on dedicated flagpoles in gardens. You would be hard-pressed to find similar in the UK. The exceptions are: staunchly "loyalist" areas of Northern Ireland and when there is a major, international football tournament in progress.
When I stayed in Brighton the hotel I was in had Union Jacks everywhere. Even a Union Jack toilet seat! Which, I must admit, I enjoyed shitting on :hehe:

Just kidding, of course. The hotel, though, was owned by an Indian family (that's real, not watered down Indian, not the shity American version). Reminded me of those very British Indians on Goodness Gracious Me :hehe:
Hotels, public buildings, business premises - you can expect to see national flags on these anywhere in the world - but the national flag flying on a 30ft pole in someone's front garden in a blue-collar suberb? That takes Americans! :hehe:
Nope. That takes a Rangers Fan (though back garden). There is a clown not far from me, who has one waving from his cheap lego conservatory in his Barratt hutch. He also loves at Xmas to adorn his entire building like a drag queen. Also where my grandmother used to live one man had not only an Union flag hanging from his veranda,but actually painted his grass blue.

Oh and the local pub next to me had complaints made because it sported a Union Flag, the Red Hand of Ulster and the Israeli flag outside.

Work that one out.

As for things that Yanks do that annoy us? Well there is one thing. Some of them keep making angry or whiny threads about how they are viewed by the rest of the world and defending themselves against such scorn and doing it in such a way to make them sound even worse.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat May 04, 2013 11:14 am

We have less flags here in Oz than in either the US or UK. Therefore, we are better.
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Audley Strange wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I can assure you, CES,. that Americans hang WAY more flags than us Brits - by a factor of fucking loads!

Walk around any suburb in the states and there are flags on walls, on rooves, even on dedicated flagpoles in gardens. You would be hard-pressed to find similar in the UK. The exceptions are: staunchly "loyalist" areas of Northern Ireland and when there is a major, international football tournament in progress.
When I stayed in Brighton the hotel I was in had Union Jacks everywhere. Even a Union Jack toilet seat! Which, I must admit, I enjoyed shitting on :hehe:

Just kidding, of course. The hotel, though, was owned by an Indian family (that's real, not watered down Indian, not the shity American version). Reminded me of those very British Indians on Goodness Gracious Me :hehe:
Hotels, public buildings, business premises - you can expect to see national flags on these anywhere in the world - but the national flag flying on a 30ft pole in someone's front garden in a blue-collar suberb? That takes Americans! :hehe:
Nope. That takes a Rangers Fan (though back garden). There is a clown not far from me, who has one waving from his cheap lego conservatory in his Barratt hutch. He also loves at Xmas to adorn his entire building like a drag queen. Also where my grandmother used to live one man had not only an Union flag hanging from his veranda,but actually painted his grass blue.

Oh and the local pub next to me had complaints made because it sported a Union Flag, the Red Hand of Ulster and the Israeli flag outside.

Work that one out.

As for things that Yanks do that annoy us? Well there is one thing. Some of them keep making angry or whiny threads about how they are viewed by the rest of the world and defending themselves against such scorn and doing it in such a way to make them sound even worse.

Loyalists have always had a sympathetic view of the old South Africa and the State of Israel, and it is fairly obvious why. Not sure why one would be puzzled.
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FBM wrote:What's "bangs" in BrE, then? :dunno:
"Fringe", I think.

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Făkünamę wrote:Is this a rehash? I could swear you've done this before.
There was something I think very similar - I might have even posted it - but I can't locate it.
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FBM wrote:What's "bangs" in BrE, then? :dunno:
"Fringe", I think.
Answer Me This just covered why bangs are called that - it has to do with horse grooming! :hehe:
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