Sex With Robots

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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by fretmeister » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:10 pm

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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by mistermack » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:33 pm

What about robot sheep and dogs etc?

Would it be frowned upon, or illegal? I've often wondered what people get up to with those fake rodeo bulls, once the public has gone home.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:38 pm

mistermack wrote:What about robot sheep and dogs etc?

Would it be frowned upon, or illegal? I've often wondered what people get up to with those fake rodeo bulls, once the public has gone home.
The US has decided that animated/drawn pedophilia art is legal, so I'd bet they would okay fake sheep.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Svartalf » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:43 pm

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mistermack wrote:Of course, when they perfect the robot, they will be able to make it look like anyone you choose.
They will just 3D print the head of your selection, and attach it to the body.

Which is interesting. I wonder how many would order the Margaret Thatcher robot, just for the fun of doing unspeakable things to it?
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Animavore » Mon Apr 15, 2013 6:48 pm

What about robot children? :ask:
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by mistermack » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:01 pm

Animavore wrote:What about robot children? :ask:
What, you mean robots that can have sex with each other, and have children?

It could get dangerous, if the parent robots get protective.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Cormac » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:02 pm

Well, there are sex toys for men and women, controllable over the web.

The company producing the men's one is going to release an SDK so hobbyists and app companies can develop "apps" for them.

Their intention is to develop the technology dramatically.

I'll see if I can dig out a linky if someone hasn't alreadyin the thread.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Cormac » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:15 pm

http://techcrunch.com/2013/03/10/lovepa ... -the-sexz/

By way of example. There are many others.
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Cormac » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:18 pm

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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by klr » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:20 pm

You seem to have an unwholesome interest in such matters. :what:
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by Cormac » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:24 pm

klr wrote:You seem to have an unwholesome interest in such matters. :what:

Stumbled across an article about it last week. Can't find that article - but google has vomited forth a couple of articles.

But as for the general topic - I've seen Blade Runner!
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:14 am

Cormac wrote:
klr wrote:You seem to have an unwholesome interest in such matters. :what:

Stumbled across an article about it last week. Can't find that article - but google has vomited forth a couple of articles.

But as for the general topic - I've seen Blade Runner!
He only reads the internet for the articles...

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:30 am

klr wrote:You seem to have an unwholesome interest in such matters. :what:
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by fretmeister » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:08 am

If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
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Re: Sex With Robots

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:11 am

fretmeister wrote:If you got a robot clone of yourself... would you have a go?
No.

I don't find myself attractive...
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