You can all have one wish.

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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Pappa » Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:49 am

I wish I didn't have the squits.
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by mistermack » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:24 am

Pappa wrote:I wish I didn't have the squits.
We just granted your wish.
I swapped your squits for leprosy. Hope that's ok.
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by PsychoSerenity » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:32 am

mistermack wrote:
Pappa wrote:I wish I didn't have the squits.
We just granted your wish.
I swapped your squits for leprosy. Hope that's ok.
Should this thread be merged with the corrupt-a-wish game? :ask:
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:02 pm

I wish I could have lunch in Morrisons....wow.that was quick!
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by mistermack » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:23 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:I wish I could have lunch in Morrisons....wow.that was quick!
That just show's you're not thinking.
You could have wished for a FREE lunch in Morrisons.
What a waste !!!
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Warren Dew » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:12 am

I'm okay with what I've got, thanks.
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:03 am

Warren Dew wrote:I'm okay with what I've got, thanks.
Aha, big mistake. Julius Caesar said exactly the same thing to me on the ides of february, 44 before me.
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:07 am

I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish that I'd sail the darkened seas on a great big clipper ship, going from this land here to that, in a sailor's suit and cap.
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:41 am

Pappa wrote:I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish that I'd sail the darkened seas on a great big clipper ship, going from this land here to that, in a sailor's suit and cap.
You better make sure you wish you were an officer.
Anyway, did they have clipper ships a thousand years ago? Viking long boats maybe.
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:43 am

I wish for world peace, a fluffy bunny for everybody, and a magic gin bottle that never empties...
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Pensioner » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:04 pm

I wish that seth would shut up about guns and stuff.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:27 pm

Pensioner wrote:I wish that seth would shut up about guns and stuff.
I said you could have one wish. I can't work effing miracles.

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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:34 pm

Gallstones wrote:I wish there was no suffering.
How dare you do that to the masochists and S&M devotees... :lay:
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Re: You can all have one wish.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:36 pm

I have a speech impediment, and now I'm a foot tall and playing a piano.... :lay:
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