I'd forgotten how hilarious conservapedia is! Cheers Rum!Rum wrote:Maybe there's something in this! I can't be 'turning' surely!!!??![]()
From: http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_values

I'd forgotten how hilarious conservapedia is! Cheers Rum!Rum wrote:Maybe there's something in this! I can't be 'turning' surely!!!??![]()
From: http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_values
"...anyone who says it’s “just the Internet” can. And then when they come back, they can
again." - Tigger
Geoff wrote:I'd forgotten how hilarious conservapedia is! Cheers Rum!Rum wrote:Maybe there's something in this! I can't be 'turning' surely!!!??![]()
From: http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_values
Rum wrote:Big softy pinko liberal here calling!
Maybe I'm wrong though! Time to be judgemental, exclusive, ...etc..etc.. maybe?
Do you ever think you might be dead wrong in the way you look at the world!?
Do go on...if you would.Svartalf wrote:values? like I ever had occasion to live by them or I were exposed to dilemmas involving them...
I'm pretty sure I got some, but they'll likely find them in some box after my death, packed with some other stuff I had to leave behind at a time or other.
Seriously, last time I upheld value in which I believed, I only managed to turn a bad situation into a complete disaster, whereas forgetting those values then might have avoided or mitigated any amount of unpleasantness.
Rum wrote:Maybe there's something in this! I can't be 'turning' surely!!!??![]()
From: http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_values
Liberal values refers to the value system commonly held by liberals, just as Professor values and Hollywood values do for professors and Hollywood respectively. Liberal values stand in stark opposition to conservative values and thus reject those things which conservatives hold to be dear and true. This includes, but is not limited to:
failure to warn people, particularly youngsters, about the harm caused by a lack of conservative values.
Censorship of ideas not deemed politically correct. E.g., Liberal students protest or disrupt conservative guest speakers on college campuses.
Denial of politically incorrect truths such as the link between abortion and breast cancer.
Opposition to the free market, instead favoring heavy regulation.
A desire for equal outcomes as opposed to equal opportunity.
Excessive emphasis on awards and titles, especially those awarded by liberal institutions.
To judge something immoral behavior is tantamount to being a bigot.
Bigotry itself, an almost uniquely liberal trait.
Confusing separation of church and state with atheism.
A willingness to excuse any aggressive and irreverent behaviour in other countries, while harshly criticizing their own.
Strict materialism and an overreliance on narrowly defined "reality".
Contempt for authorities.
Mistaking conclusions for facts.
In general, liberal values tend to undermine traditional society, and in certain instances can cause irreparable harm to the lives of individuals who are brought under their sway.
It's worth following the links on there, for more lulz! Not quite up to the standards of the Onion, but some very good bits!Pappa wrote:Rum wrote:Maybe there's something in this! I can't be 'turning' surely!!!??![]()
From: http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_values
"...anyone who says it’s “just the Internet” can. And then when they come back, they can
again." - Tigger
That's uncannily spot-on!
This has to be a fucking jokeRum wrote:Maybe there's something in this! I can't be 'turning' surely!!!??![]()
From: http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal_values
Liberal values refers to the value system commonly held by liberals, just as Professor values and Hollywood values do for professors and Hollywood respectively. Liberal values stand in stark opposition to conservative values and thus reject those things which conservatives hold to be dear and true. This includes, but is not limited to:
failure to warn people, particularly youngsters, about the harm caused by a lack of conservative values.
Censorship of ideas not deemed politically correct. E.g., Liberal students protest or disrupt conservative guest speakers on college campuses.
Denial of politically incorrect truths such as the link between abortion and breast cancer.
Opposition to the free market, instead favoring heavy regulation.
A desire for equal outcomes as opposed to equal opportunity.
Excessive emphasis on awards and titles, especially those awarded by liberal institutions.
To judge something immoral behavior is tantamount to being a bigot.
Bigotry itself, an almost uniquely liberal trait.
Confusing separation of church and state with atheism.
A willingness to excuse any aggressive and irreverent behaviour in other countries, while harshly criticizing their own.
Strict materialism and an overreliance on narrowly defined "reality".
Contempt for authorities.
Mistaking conclusions for facts.
In general, liberal values tend to undermine traditional society, and in certain instances can cause irreparable harm to the lives of individuals who are brought under their sway.
Well, For nigh on two years, I adamantly refused to lay hand in violence or anger on my ex (then current of course).Cunt wrote:Do go on...if you would.Svartalf wrote:values? like I ever had occasion to live by them or I were exposed to dilemmas involving them...
I'm pretty sure I got some, but they'll likely find them in some box after my death, packed with some other stuff I had to leave behind at a time or other.
Seriously, last time I upheld value in which I believed, I only managed to turn a bad situation into a complete disaster, whereas forgetting those values then might have avoided or mitigated any amount of unpleasantness.
Don't worry, I'm sure the Europeans are faaarrr better at seeing things in black and white than we silly yanks. Our ability to see things in black and white is cheap, bland and pissy.Bella Fortuna wrote:Crumple wrote:'Mericans are indoctrinated to see it all in B/W.Give me a break.
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