When The Aliens Turn Up?

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When The Aliens Turn Up?

Post by aufbahrung » Fri Jul 19, 2024 7:29 am

A thread to explore what happens when the aliens turn up?

First thing, if they come in ships, is they'll ground airlines worldwide...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:04 am

Take me to your leader. They'll meet Trump.. :o
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Post by macdoc » Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:20 am

"They'll eat the skinny blondes first"....quote from one of my step dottors contributions to out toilet wall graffiti...decades back amongst other gems contributed over the years mostly dissing the males of the species. :thinks:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:52 am

We are unlikely to be aware of the first things they do, and by the time we realize they’re here it will be to late. :crumple:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:57 am

They've been here for thousands of years anyway. Who do you think built the pyramids?
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Re: When The Aliens Turn Up?

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jul 19, 2024 10:12 am

…there’s no better explanation for the appearance of similar shapes across the globe, and all pointed toward the heavens!
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:25 pm

Within a week a global cult will have sprung up to worship them.
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Re: When The Aliens Turn Up?

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 20, 2024 1:12 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:25 pm
Within a week a global cult will have sprung up to worship them.
"I for one welcome our new tentacled overlords..."
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jul 20, 2024 1:14 am

The aliens wouldn't invade if Trump was President. They'd respect America again.
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