A thread to explore what happens when the aliens turn up?
First thing, if they come in ships, is they'll ground airlines worldwide...
When The Aliens Turn Up?
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Re: When The Aliens Turn Up?
Take me to your leader. They'll meet Trump.. 
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"They'll eat the skinny blondes first"....quote from one of my step dottors contributions to out toilet wall graffiti...decades back amongst other gems contributed over the years mostly dissing the males of the species. 
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We are unlikely to be aware of the first things they do, and by the time we realize they’re here it will be to late. 
"... in the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces" (C. Z. Brannigan, Futurama, "Love's Labours Lost in Space", 1999).
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They've been here for thousands of years anyway. Who do you think built the pyramids?
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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…there’s no better explanation for the appearance of similar shapes across the globe, and all pointed toward the heavens!
"... in the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces" (C. Z. Brannigan, Futurama, "Love's Labours Lost in Space", 1999).
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Re: When The Aliens Turn Up?
Within a week a global cult will have sprung up to worship them.
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"I for one welcome our new tentacled overlords..."Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:25 pmWithin a week a global cult will have sprung up to worship them.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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The aliens wouldn't invade if Trump was President. They'd respect America again.
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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