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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:53 pm

Why does cheese sweat? You can't explain that.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:31 am

Sugar in milk.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:33 am

Why does sugar sweat? You can't explain that.
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Post by Rum » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:15 am

laklak wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:45 am
Nefarious plots. Never trust anything big enough to kill you without a weapon.
This is so very true. Cows, that (apparently) most docile of large animals appear to be harmless. Don't be fooled - they are officially the most deadly large animal in the UK!

74 deaths caused by the fuckers in 15 years! :o



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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am

Guns don't kill people, cows do.
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Post by Rum » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:44 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am
Guns don't kill people, cows do.
And yet we insist on the right of everyone to own a cow! How stupid is that? :smug:

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Post by Hermit » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:46 am

Rum wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:44 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am
Guns don't kill people, cows do.
And yet we insist on the right of everyone to own a cow! How stupid is that? :smug:
It's not. The solution to the problem with cows is more cows. Just ensure that those additional cows are white-hatted.

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:34 am

Rum wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:44 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am
Guns don't kill people, cows do.
And yet we insist on the right of everyone to own a cow! How stupid is that? :smug:
Only responsible agriculturists own kine... property of such dangerous animals by unprepared people cannot be condoned
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:18 pm

My wife says cows get used to you and you to them. They are not as stupid as you think. My wife comes from a dairy farm and milked cows twice a day until she was twelve.
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