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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Dec 06, 2018 9:53 pm

Why does cheese sweat? You can't explain that.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:31 am

Sugar in milk.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:33 am

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Post by Rum » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:15 am

laklak wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:45 am
Nefarious plots. Never trust anything big enough to kill you without a weapon.
This is so very true. Cows, that (apparently) most docile of large animals appear to be harmless. Don't be fooled - they are officially the most deadly large animal in the UK!

74 deaths caused by the fuckers in 15 years! :o



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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am

Guns don't kill people, cows do.
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Post by Rum » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:44 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am
Guns don't kill people, cows do.
And yet we insist on the right of everyone to own a cow! How stupid is that? :smug:

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Post by Hermit » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:46 am

Rum wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:44 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am
Guns don't kill people, cows do.
And yet we insist on the right of everyone to own a cow! How stupid is that? :smug:
It's not. The solution to the problem with cows is more cows. Just ensure that those additional cows are white-hatted.

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:34 am

Rum wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:44 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:25 am
Guns don't kill people, cows do.
And yet we insist on the right of everyone to own a cow! How stupid is that? :smug:
Only responsible agriculturists own kine... property of such dangerous animals by unprepared people cannot be condoned
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:18 pm

My wife says cows get used to you and you to them. They are not as stupid as you think. My wife comes from a dairy farm and milked cows twice a day until she was twelve.
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Post by NineBerry » Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:57 pm

Why do right-leaning UK politicians have these strange hair cuts?
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Dec 14, 2018 1:11 pm

The right is obviously a wig and not a very good one. Moggsy has a short back and sides military hair cut.
Public school boys were often allowed great freedom when it came to hair cuts.
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Post by JimC » Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:42 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
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Public school boys were often allowed great freedom when it came to hair cuts.
It attracted the prefects... :tea:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Dec 15, 2018 5:10 am

:lol: shopped
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Post by Joe » Sat Dec 15, 2018 5:21 am

There is no shame in a wig. They grace some of our most noble role models. :prof:

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Or something like that, :smoke:
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:57 am

I had shoulder length hair at 13. My hair grew very fast. It was very thick and wavy. Plenty of girls were jealous. Of course my head of school warned me to get a haircut and my mum went berserk which I was happy about.
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