The Master Chief is getting old. His little chief has trouble getting up on the old warthog. Join him on an epic quest against yet more weird looking aliens who have the most powerful erectile dysfunction treatment in the known universe, and will not share it! You'll shoot weird looking aliens with slightly different weapons that make slightly different noises! Alien sex scenes not recognizable as sex scenes because alien sex is alien! A big motherfuckingship that you must board and secure the ED treatment from! And an epic climactic finish you'll never forget! Seriously, you'll be scarred for life.
HALO 5!!
Halo 5
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Re: Halo 5
SOLD!
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