Fuckers killed my horse!

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Fuckers killed my horse!

Post by Alan C » Fri May 18, 2012 8:52 am

Just did the battle for Whiterun and as I'm out there beating nine colours of shit out of the stormcloaks I see the body of my horse where it normally waits.
HULK SMASH!!
And when he was carrying that cross up the hill, any normal realistic bloke would have mule-kicked the guy on the left, clobbered the one on the right, and been over that green hill and far away before you could say "Pontius Pilate." - Arnold Rimmer

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Post by Azathoth » Fri May 18, 2012 9:24 am

meh, steal a new one
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Re: Fuckers killed my horse!

Post by Rum » Fri May 18, 2012 10:05 am

Gimme your kingdom and you can have mine. :smoke:

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Re: Fuckers killed my horse!

Post by Hermit » Fri May 18, 2012 10:55 am

I'd give you mine, but it's not even worth a horse.
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Re: Fuckers killed my horse!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 18, 2012 10:58 am

Rum wrote:Gimme your kingdom and you can have mine. :smoke:
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Post by Alan C » Fri May 18, 2012 10:47 pm

Kingdom, hmmm, nope. I have a shelf, will that do?

I did get another horse but it was an extra excuse to smash some face.
And when he was carrying that cross up the hill, any normal realistic bloke would have mule-kicked the guy on the left, clobbered the one on the right, and been over that green hill and far away before you could say "Pontius Pilate." - Arnold Rimmer

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Re: Fuckers killed my horse!

Post by Alan C » Mon May 21, 2012 10:24 am

And I love exploring Dwemer ruins. :{D
And when he was carrying that cross up the hill, any normal realistic bloke would have mule-kicked the guy on the left, clobbered the one on the right, and been over that green hill and far away before you could say "Pontius Pilate." - Arnold Rimmer

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Re: Fuckers killed my horse!

Post by Marky » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:58 pm

The biggest surprise here is that you're siding with the Imperials?
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Re: Fuckers killed my horse!

Post by Drewish » Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:12 am

You either you support an intrusive oppressive government, ro you're a fucking racist. Clearly modern politics influencing art :D
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Re: Fuckers killed my horse!

Post by Marky » Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:18 pm

At least the fucking racists didn't try to cut my head off :sadcheer:
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