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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:35 am

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I think I installed a dishwasher once. There was a new refrigerator put in next to it and I had to mess with the end panel. It was wired in the whole time, just had to pull it out a bit. I put in garbage disposal too.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Dec 01, 2019 4:56 pm

Her eyes bulged and her lips slithered as she cast her spell over Henry's heart.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:09 pm

Kneeing before him her nipples puckered at the sight and size of his salutation.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:26 pm

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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Dec 19, 2019 4:42 am

It's someone else's problem now John thought as he swept the burger under the broiler.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Dec 19, 2019 12:27 pm

"Don't put that in your mouth!" she screamed, but the bob of Jacobs adam's apple told her the warning had come too late.
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:43 pm

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:39 am

:lay:

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:50 am

:whistle:

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 25, 2019 6:02 pm

It all started so romantically and without standard male female roles, before we met and became a Nicholas Sparks book. We used to leave notes to each other inside books at a local free lending library. Pretty soon it was clear that only we two botrowed books from each other off that shelf.
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Tero » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:09 pm

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Joe » Thu Dec 26, 2019 3:42 pm

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:09 pm

:hehe:
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:09 pm

Hoe hoe hoe!
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Jan 08, 2020 2:42 pm

He was uncharacteristically calm on the day of his great pickling.
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