Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
War! It was here at last. "Thank the Lord," thought Jeremiah, as he eagerly oiled is musket for the second time that day - with 'musket' being the secret name by which he referred to his penis.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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He was looking forward to the march up the Kyber Passage..
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"They don't like it up 'em!"
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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"!Dnurgh!" excitedly intoned Gkgarkl, the caste pilot of the Fnurgin destroyer, as he stealthed through the asteroid field around Qlonkidi's second moon on his mission to deploy the blurge device toward the homebase of his cardre's Kliqlonki foe. "!At this rate I'll still be home in time for third-born-second-pod-sibling Glgarmuph's ascenssion!" he chimed gleefully into the mucus comm-stack, little realising that today of all days his proboscis was pointing in completely the wrong direction entirely.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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I was late, and all that remained for me at this year's vegan orgy were the smells; ass sweat, patchouli, and weed.
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He had just started his nineteenth length of the pool when the anvil cleared the balcony, it's path describing an arc on its inevitable journey to the bottom of the shallow end that perfectly intersected the point where his head and shoulders met. Physics can be a real bitch like that sometimes.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Why did she have to be so pancreatic about it? We were getting along fine till then.
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Less a man at war with himself, than with the whole of the damned planet Earth c-90dx.
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If only Marjorie has worn socks that day everything would have turned out different. But she didn't, and it didn't.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Through the mists of Dragon Mountain foothills, Abercrombie could see at last the Teahouse of the Divine Calmness.
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I'm afraid you're still putting out gold rainbow. It's bad, but it's outstanding parody with far too much potential.
...Abercrombie at the Teahouse of the Divine Calmness...
--come on man! That's too good.
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"Once bitten, twice shy!" snarled Wolf Steele as he snapped the tiger shark's neck with his massive forearm.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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"Aaaaargh!"
"Aye, aye."
"Aaaaaargh!"
"Aye"
...otherwise is was an uneventful night in the Tavern of the Rusty Smuggler.
"Aye, aye."
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Well, well, well, if it isn't Rainbow leaving town on the Missionary Express. Those poor fools haven't got a clue.
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