Fucking Catcher in the Rye

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Fucking Catcher in the Rye

Post by amused » Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:10 am

So this is where the fourth wall was broken? This is hip? I found an online PDF because they can't fucking sell the goddamn ebook on Amazon because it might cut sales to every poor fucking high school student forced to read this drek. Fuck.

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Post by SteveB » Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:19 am

I wrote an essay on it a month back. It wasn't so bad.
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Post by hadespussercats » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:27 am

I wrote a poem loosely related to it, recently.

It's all right. It's for a teenaged audience, I think. Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're trying to read it for the first time as an adult. Then...

I think there are windows of time for being exposed to certain cultural phenomena. And I think Catcher in the Rye is probably best read by... 25? Around then, if you want to feel it. From then on, nostalgia will blend the experience of reading it so older people can still find it meaningful.
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Post by Jason » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:59 am

Catcher in the rye.. that's the one where the big dopey guy kills a little girl and before the lynch mob can get him his best friend shoots him in the head right?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:14 am

I loved it. I was 19. You need to be 19. Everyone should be 19 at least once. :tea:
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Post by Audley Strange » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:38 am

PordFrefect wrote:Catcher in the rye.. that's the one where the big dopey guy kills a little girl and before the lynch mob can get him his best friend shoots him in the head right?
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:43 am

That book changed my life. It was a goddamn masterpiece.
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Post by Audley Strange » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:46 am

tattuchu wrote:That book changed my life. It was a goddamn masterpiece.
Did it make you go out and shoot someone?
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:50 am

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tattuchu wrote:That book changed my life. It was a goddamn masterpiece.
Did it make you go out and shoot someone?
It was lousy with significance for me, but not in that way, no :ask:
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:55 am

Young folk nowadays find it a bit dated. I read it in about 1968-69, when I'd be about 15 or 16, and the assumptions and cultural references needed very little explanation. Nowadays, teenagers find the world of Catcher just about as different from theirs as that of say Jane Austen. Or John Steinbeck, for those on this fred who're still confused. :hehe:

But of course it's always nice to see Robert Burns getting a mention - even though Holden got it all wrong.

Other words Burns put to the same tune show typical contempt for authority and specifically for societal disapproval of sex:

"Gin a body meet a body comin through the grain:
Gin a body fuck a body - cunt's a body's ain!"

( - ie, it's nobody's business but your own!)
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:38 am

I got Catcher in the Rye replaced with Stranger in a Strange Land.

I want that on my tombstone.
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Post by hadespussercats » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:29 pm

I don't think I grokked Stranger in a Strange Land.
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:46 pm

Biggest fucking load of shit I ever read in my whole fucking life.
I read it all the ay through. I forced myself, because it's a classic, right? it's got to get better by the end, or maybe right AT the end it all suddenly clicks into place, like "The 6th Sense"? Right?
No.
Fucking load of shite.
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Post by John_fi_Skye » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:58 pm

Life and literary criticism would be a bit dull if we all agreed on what's a classic. :tea:
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Post by Robert_S » Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:24 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:Life and literary criticism would be a bit dull if we all agreed on what's a classic. :tea:
No, you got it all wrong there. :coffee:
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