50 Shades of Grey.

[orpheus]

This was posted over at RatSkep. Brilliant:
http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

[Animavore]

I already posted that link. The reviews of all three books are brilliant.

[Atheist-Lite]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the ... le4440067/

Hotel replaces Bible with Fifty Shades of Grey

What do you keep in your bedside table drawer? Maybe a flashlight? Some reading glasses? A secret sex toy?

For many, this drawer is a hiding spot for sexy secrets. But not hotels. In hotels, it’s usually the most pious place in the room, housing the Gideon Bible.

Unless, the hotel in question is the Damson Dene Hotel in England’s Lake District.

(continued, England ain't what it used to be)

[normal]

What do you keep in your bedside table drawer? Maybe a flashlight? A secret sex toy?

I think you're thinking about the fleshlight

[Animavore]

50 Shades generator http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

[klr]

50 Shades generator http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

... just as well I'm not at work this afternoon, otherwise I couldn't have clicked that link.

[JimC]

Lol! She uses inner goddess as a euphemism for her cunny.

You use the word cunny......

I was being vintage

Like a very smelly cheddar?

[Kristie]

Lol! She uses inner goddess as a euphemism for her cunny.

Inaccurate! She speaks numerous times about the angel and devil on her shoulder, her conscience and her inner goddess. Her inner goddess is the devil inside her wanting her to experience new things that maybe she shouldn't!
Now that I've read the first book, a lot of the reviews I read are highly inaccurate and misleading. I finished the first one at midnight last night and immediately bought the second one. I stayed up another hour reading it! There are definitely some cheesy parts, but I thoroughly enjoyed it! And, hubby got laid after I put the book down last night.

[hadespussercats]

Oh, my!

[Kristie]

Oh, and when I picture him, this is what I see.

[Thinking Aloud]

My contribution to the 50 shades phenomenon.

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[Svartalf]

My wife said it's basically Mills and boon with a tad of BDSM and preposterous plots.

Derivative nonsense, poorly written = Massive Profit.

Harry Potter
Davinci Code
Hunger Games
Twiglit (sic)
and now this.

Good luck to them I say. Writing Prolefeed deserves it's financial rewards since even the worst hack has to dumb it down to write at that level and still consider themselves a writer. It must take it's toll psychologically.

Because Harlequin books don't generally have preposterous plots?

[Audley Strange]

My wife said it's basically Mills and boon with a tad of BDSM and preposterous plots.

Derivative nonsense, poorly written = Massive Profit.

Harry Potter
Davinci Code
Hunger Games
Twiglit (sic)
and now this.

Good luck to them I say. Writing Prolefeed deserves it's financial rewards since even the worst hack has to dumb it down to write at that level and still consider themselves a writer. It must take it's toll psychologically.

Because Harlequin books don't generally have preposterous plots?

No idea what you're on about.

[Svartalf]

Oh, and when I picture him, this is what I see.

Who's that gay twat who probably does enjoy greatly sucking root and getting his pipes reamed?

[Svartalf]

My wife said it's basically Mills and boon with a tad of BDSM and preposterous plots.

Derivative nonsense, poorly written = Massive Profit.

Harry Potter
Davinci Code
Hunger Games
Twiglit (sic)
and now this.

Good luck to them I say. Writing Prolefeed deserves it's financial rewards since even the worst hack has to dumb it down to write at that level and still consider themselves a writer. It must take it's toll psychologically.

Because Harlequin books don't generally have preposterous plots?

No idea what you're on about.

Mills and Boon, isn't that the very publisher best known (or most infamous), for the Harlequin series of 'romance' novels?